Lonesome Chickenhawk

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(….as opposed to Lonesome Dove)
Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Harriet Miers, Andrew Card, Alberto Gonzales, and now Tony Snow. They have all left or are leaving. Poor Chimpy!

Original DVD cover.

To the tune of Hey There, Lonely Girl written originally by Written by Earl Shuman & Leon Carr as Hey There, Lonely Boy, performed by Eddie Holman:

I’m a lonely guy, lonely guy,
I am so unhappy, I feel sick,
Barney won’t play ball,
Condi’s at the mall,
And I’m scared as hell of Uncle Dick.

Ever since Turdblossom left,
I feel so lost,
Why did he go away?
Oh my goodness, it was hard,
When Andy Card,
Told me he could not stay.

Iiiiiiiiiii’m a lonely guy, I might cry,
Please, somebody, make my heart like new,
My bud, Tony Snow,
Is next to go,
And the Dems got rid of sweet Abu!

You’d think I could depend upon my mom and dad,
To see me through the rest,
But when I ask them, you will see,
They won’t help me,
‘Cause they like Jebby best,
They like him best!

I’m a lonely guy, lonely guy,
Everybody left me, read the news,
I’m a lonely guy, lonely guy,
They’re gone, and I’m stuck with Karen Hughes,
They’re gone, and I’m stuck with Karen Hughes!

Ohhhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh,
Iiiiiii’m so lonely, lonely, lonely. lonely guy,
Can’t you see that…….

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