Don’t Press Your Luck

From The New York Times:

WASHINGTON, Oct. 26 — The Federal Emergency Management Agency staged a fake news conference this week, with agency staff officials, pretending to be reporters, peppering one of their own bosses with decidedly friendly questions about the response to the California fires, the Department of Homeland Security acknowledged Friday.

(In my best Jon Stewart voice) Aaaaaawkwaaard!!!

Original DVD cover.

The action, first reported on Friday in The Washington Post, drew a rebuke from the White House and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, and an apology from the agency official who was at the lectern, Harvey E. Johnson, the deputy director.

“We have made it clear that such a stunt will never be tolerated or repeated,” a spokeswoman for the department, Laura C. Keehner, said on behalf of Mr. Chertoff.

Yeah, right, Chertoff, you cadaverous asshole! Like this was some kind of surprise to you. Which page of the Chimpy/Karl Rove White House Handbook is fake press conferences on?
From the Washington Post:

Johnson stood behind a lectern and began with an overview before saying he would take a few questions. The first questions were about the “commodities” being shipped to Southern California and how officials are dealing with people who refuse to evacuate. He responded eloquently.

He was apparently quite familiar with the reporters — in one case, he appears to say “Mike” and points to a reporter — and was asked an oddly in-house question about “what it means to have an emergency declaration as opposed to a major disaster declaration” signed by the president. He once again explained smoothly.

FEMA press secretary Aaron Walker interrupted at one point to caution he’d allow just “two more questions.” Later, he called for a “last question.”

“Are you happy with FEMA’s response so far?” a reporter asked. Another asked about “lessons learned from Katrina.”

“I’m very happy with FEMA’s response so far,” Johnson said, hailing “a very smoothly, very efficiently performing team.”

“And so I think what you’re really seeing here is the benefit of experience, the benefit of good leadership and the benefit of good partnership,” Johnson said, “none of which were present in Katrina.” (Wasn’t Michael Chertoff DHS chief then?) Very smooth, very professional. But something didn’t seem right. The reporters were lobbing too many softballs. No one asked about trailers with formaldehyde for those made homeless by the fires. And the media seemed to be giving Johnson all day to wax on and on about FEMA’s greatness.

Of course, that could be because the questions were asked by FEMA staffers playing reporters.

…snip…

“If the worst thing that happens to me in this disaster is that we had staff in the chairs to ask questions that reporters had been asking all day, [deputy director of public affairs Mike] Widomski said, “trust me, I’ll be happy.”

Heck of a job, Harvey.

4 Comments

Filed under California, Chimpy, DHS, FEMA, George W. Bush, Harvey Johnson, Homeland Security, humor, Karl Rove, Katrina, Michael Chertoff, movies, parody, politics, snark

4 responses to “Don’t Press Your Luck

  1. Friend of the court

    I heard, on the local news, that the guy who organized this show has already gotten a job, “in inteligence”, and friday was his last day at FEMA. What a farce. Now, Chertoff can say that the responsible party is no longer with the agency.

  2. nonnie9999

    this was so laughable and so pathetic and soooooo planned from the very beginning. are they meaning to tell us that someone at the spur of the moment suddenly thought this little scheme up? makes me wonder how many reporters the white house always has planted in the pressroom. every single person who participated is guilty of committing fraud upon the american public. they should all be fired immediately.

  3. Friend of the court

    They went in with a script. I wonder how long they had to practice. Seems like the only thing that they ever plan is how to cover their butts. I was surprised to hear that the WH did not approve of trying to fool the public. Based on the last 6+ years of “The Chimpy Show”, I would have expected otherwise.

  4. nonnie9999

    ‘they didn’t approve’ translates into oh shit, we got caught this time!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s