The Chickenshit Comes Home to Roost

From Raw Story:

After Fox News anchor Chris Wallace boasted of the cable network’s latest coup — securing paid political commentary from Karl Rove — in a Super Tuesday interview on the Daily Show, host Jon Stewart, demonstrating his trademark wit, quickly jumped on the absurdity of such a hire.


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[...]Wallace’s real purpose for coming on the show was to boast about his network. “We have got Karl Rove in his debut as a Fox News contributor,” Wallace stated proudly, offering to deliver a message to Rove from Stewart or his audience.

Stewart did not immediately rise to the challenge, instead asking Wallace slyly, “Do you think that now that he’s there Fox will, you know, get access to this administration?”

But when asked again to send a message to Rove, Stewart offered, “Does lying feel bad?”

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When Wallace insisted stoutly that he would have no problem limiting his interactions with Rove to requests for election commentary, Stewart upped the ante. “Let me ask you a question. Can you hire a felon? Or is that — no, that’s Libby. … Could Libby get a job there too?”

A visibly squirming Wallace responded by saying, “The idea of coming on here Super Tuesday to promote Fox News seemed like such a good idea about ten minutes ago.”

Video is at the link.

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14 responses to “The Chickenshit Comes Home to Roost

  1. Got a Grip

    Oh, I love Jon Stewart! I’d pay good money to watch him in a one on one smackdown with Turdblossom. Of course, I’m still hoping Turdblossom will be doing his interviews from a jail cell someday soon.

    A girl can hope, can’t she?

  2. nonnie9999

    turdblossom wouldn’t have the balls to go on the daily show. instead, he will stay home at faux. isn’t it funny how the white house and faux news seem to be each other’s employment agency? tony snow went from faux to the white house, and now turdo goes from white house to faux. what a small universe they live in.

  3. Friend of the court

    Bush has always used faux as his public address system/propaganda catapult. The turdblossom will be in his element in that Bullshit factory.

  4. nonnie9999

    fotc,
    i wonder if faux news pays rove or if it comes directly from halliburton and the carlyle group.

  5. Got a Grip

    If there’s lying involved (and we know that there is), he probably does it for free. Lying is his favorite pastime. Well, that and dirty tricks…..

  6. nonnie9999

    they don’t do anything for free, even the stuff they like. to them, money is like their cigarette after sex. except that i doubt they have sex. after all, who would want to touch that?

  7. Got a Grip

    EEWWWwwwww!!! I don’t even want to think about it….. :sick:

  8. nonnie9999

    …not even with someone else’s vagina……

  9. Friend of the court

    I bet Ann Colter would do him. There seem to be plenty of blonde ‘witnesses before Congress’, who are willing to do their bidding.

  10. Got a Grip

    I’m thinking that if Ann Coulter did Turdblossom, the second his member touched her vagina they’d both burst into flames…..

  11. nonnie9999

    ewwwww!! rovoulter would be revolting!

  12. Got a Grip

    It’s really too awful to contemplate. My Eyes, My Eyes!!!!!

  13. nonnie9999

    i just took a bath. in bleach. and then i sandblasted my mind’s eye. it’s not helping. :shock:

  14. TRM

    I won’t tell you what I just did after imagining Ann neked….

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