Cross Palination

From Politico:

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee says he was surprised by John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin because he believes the only difference between himself and the Alaska governor is “she looks better in stilettos than I do.”

Reflecting on the Palin pick in an interview with the New Yorker posted Monday, Huckabee told the magazine that “I was scratching my head, saying, ‘Hey, wait a minute. She’s wonderful, but the only difference was she looks better in stilettos than I do, and she has better hair.’”

Well, kids, we now know the direction the Rethuglican party is going to take. Chuckleberry feels like he is going to have to compete with Princess Sarah next time around, and I suspect the others will follow suit (that is, if the Rethuglican party gives them shopping sprees, too!)….


Original DVD cover.
Apparently, Chuckleberry didn’t get the memo about shopping at Neiman Marcus and rushed over to his local Walmart. Rudy, not to be outdone, goes to Dame Edna garage sales.

I wonder if Chuckleberry will go with the beehive, the half-ponytail with the flip, or just let his hair down.

Huckabee insisted that Palin “was given a pass by some of the very people who said I wasn’t prepared.”
“It wasn’t so much a gender issue, but it was like they suddenly decided that everything they disliked about me was O.K,” he said.

The Republican seemed surprised that his name did not come up more during the vice presidential search [...]

…snip…

The former governor said Palin was able to “leapfrog” the entire Republican primary field and secure her place in the spotlight as McCain’s vice presidential pick without having to get “bloodied” by a GOP primary.

…snip…

“By naming her he was able to put her in a position where she didn’t have to go through the bruising process of the primaries. Many of us had been out there for 15 months,” he added. “She walks into the hot spotlight and she’s a blank slate nobody knows so Republicans are fired up.”

Oooh, Chuckleberry is making good use of those newly polished fingernails!

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15 Comments

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15 responses to “Cross Palination

  1. nightowl724

    nonnie -

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    One of your best ever!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. nightowl,
    why are you laughing? :shock: i think it’s a great strategery. and chuckleberry looks lovely with bangs!

  3. nightowl724

    Indeed! What was I thinking?

  4. Let me guess, you’re following this one up with “Some Like It Hot” or “The Birdcage.”

  5. neon vincent,
    i looked at those movies first! actually, the birdcage followed by some like it hot. then i remembered bosom buddies, and i thought i would be able to work with this picture the most.

  6. writechicpress

    Ahhhh! Huckabee is some butt-ugly woman. I didn’t think he could look more Church Lady-ish!

  7. Quoth Steve Martin, “Comedy is not pretty.”

  8. wpc,
    the ironic thing is that he still looks more fetching than his wife! :lol:

  9. ain’t that the truth, neon vincent!

  10. Nonnie, you’ve outdone yourself! Dame Edna’s garage sale! LOL!!

    OMG that is priceless. I actually love the point Fu¢kabee brought up, that he is like Palin, ideology-wise, but he also has a lot more experience. He’s right! (sadly, like her, though, too far right).

  11. thank you, helen! :) i had to throw dame edna in there, because i wanted to add rudy’s glasses. aren’t they fab?

    chuckleberry is correct. princess sarah is chuckleberry with ovaries, less smarts, and no common sense.

  12. no, you are, dcAp. talented, handsome, and now i find out that you bake, too? homina, homina….

  13. jeb

    I guess losing out to the Princess is just a drag.

  14. jeb,
    the big question is if mittsie will trade his magic underwear for magic panties and a magic bra! :shock:

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