The Bushies Can Kiss Our Tushies

From MSNBC:

There is the prospect of a third member of the Bush family perhaps occupying the White House one day. Former President George H.W. Bush said on “Fox News Sunday” he would like to see his second son, Jeb Bush, become President. Jeb has served as the governor of Florida and is considering a run for the Florida U.S. Senate seat to be vacated by Republican Mel Martinez in 2010. The former President admitted right now would probably be a bad time” for another Bush in the White House, given the low public opinion rankings for the current President Bush. The elder Bush said in spite of that, he wants to encourage his son Jeb’s political aspirations to, “serve the greatest country in the world.”

Houston, we have a problem. This is how Poppy and Bar see their little darlings:

Original DVD cover.

However, that’s not what the rest of us see. This is more like reality:


Original DVD cover.

I think that Poppy and Bar have been sipping too many cocktails and noshing too many of these….

As it turns out, Jebbie, when asked if he will seek Martinez’s senate seat, replied,”Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.” Then he realized that, just like his mother, he doesn’t have a chin, so he added:

While the opportunity to serve my state and country during these turbulent and dynamic times is compelling, now is not the right time to return to elected office.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, brother of U.S. President George W. Bush, on Tuesday ruled out running for a Senate seat he had been considering contesting.

Bush, who was a popular Republican governor, said in a statement he would not run in 2010 for the Florida Senate seat that is being vacated by Republican Sen. Mel Martinez.

…snip…

Jeb Bush was said to have been torn between trying to win the Senate seat and moving to Washington or continuing his consulting firm and staying close to his family in Florida.

In his statement, the younger brother of George W. Bush said he still hoped to play a constructive role in the future of the Republican Party, which has suffered losses in the last two elections.

…snip…

Democrats were likely to be heartened by Bush’s decision, as a race against him might well have been more difficult than other potential Republican candidates.

…snip…

George W. Bush will leave office on January 20 with approval ratings hovering just below 30 percent in many polls, some of the lowest of any president in history.

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23 responses to “The Bushies Can Kiss Our Tushies

  1. Dusty

    Jeb was supposed to be the ‘smart’ one right? Saying now is not the right time to run does show he has some brains I think…because who in their right friggin mind would pull the handle for a Bushie after what The Shrub did to this country???

  2. dusty,
    it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the name bush does not make people very happy. maybe jebbie is a touch less arrogant than his old man and his brother.

  3. WTF ever happened to Neil the Bush? Why doesn’t Poppy and Bar want to see him run for something? Anything. Like a Sewer-Cleaner-Outer. A Fop Instructor. Cheese Curl Maker. A Prig Tickler. A Mincemeat Eater. Any fu¢king thing that will keep him out of American politics.

  4. neil? in this climate of banks failing, i doubt chimpy and poppy and jebbie want neil in the limelight. the very name bush is a sure sign that a bank is about to go under. nah, neil will stay busy making sure the family is collecting blood money from one place or another and stealing from the taxpayers.

  5. jeb

    Little Jebbie, that’s priceless. Seriously coffee through the nose does no favors to the keyboard.

    I bet when they gather in the privacy of Kennebunkport that Jebbie screams “Moooooom, George took my Presidency and ruined it!” Bar then tells Poppy to go out and get it fixed up for Little Jebbie. Of course she won’t punish Georgie since he can do no wrong.

  6. omigosh! i forgot to include the disclaimer that you’re the good jeb with no connection to any of the above.

    sorry about the coffee thing. by the way, did you catch the little joke i included? i wonder if nightowl will spot it. you have to look carefully. :wink:

  7. jeb

    What? You mean individually warped? When referring to them, is that a joke?

    If not, I guess I missed it. I was laughing too hard at the Little Jebbie riff and image.

    Of course I’m the good jeb. It goes without saying (unless you ask my ex).

  8. yes, that was my little joke, changing wrapped to warped. i wondered if anyone would catch it.

  9. It’s too bad my dad has been dead for more than six years. I’d really like to show him those pictures of W and ask him if W still looks like a dry drunk to him.

  10. neon vincent,
    these days, i think the only time chimpy is a dry drunk is when someone wrings him out.

  11. nightowl724

    Wahhhhh! “nooooonnnnnieeeee, jeb took my first sighting and ruined it!”

    The pair of posters for that pair of nitwits is wildly funny, but the Little Jebbie, Individually Warped gag just takes the cake! Or, should I say “cookie?”

  12. nightowl,
    the little jebbie box was an afterthought. go figure that i could have just done that instead of spending hours doing the other two (and redoing parts of the first one). :roll:

  13. nightowl724

    Which part of “pair of posters for that pair of nitwits is wildly funny” didn’t you understand? When you do multiple graffs in the same post, it’s like watching a stand-up comic work the audience. The jokes build and build until – POW – one of them knocks you off your chair! Or some “seriously coffee” comes out of jeb’s nose! Or, both! :-D

  14. i was just kidding, nightowl. i was aggravated with myself that i had to redo parts of the first poster. i originally had the same blurbs on both, but then thought it would make better sense to have the first one from poppy’s and bar’s perspective. it really wasn’t that big a deal. well, except for having to look at chimpy’s and jebbie’s mugs again. :)

  15. nightowl724

    Just make sure you keep jeb’s nose properly lubricated and we’ll all be happy for sure!

  16. Must be old photos of Jeb. In addition to the horse teeth, his head has now fattened to the size of an exercise ball.
    He’s definitely got his mother’s body style. Poor dear.

  17. karen,
    you know how much air-brushing there is involved with dvd covers. people always look much better than they do in real life.

  18. 4 generations of kleptocrats, war profiteers, and grifters ascendant to the American aristocracy…And it all ends like this.

    Makes one misty.

    ;>)

  19. hi darkblack!
    welcome to the raisin! :D i was enjoying some of your photoshopping just a few hours ago!

    i wish this was the end of the bushies, but i don’t think it is. i don’t believe that jebbie won’t be running again, and there’s still george p. (one of the brown ones) in the future. :shock:

  20. culturepress

    Brilliant! (as always!)

    Happy New Year, by the way!! :)

  21. hey cp! :D
    i was just over at your place! happy new year to you, too, sweetie! :)

  22. i’d vote for Jeb Bush if it wasn’t for this intense, sick feeling i just got in my stomach

  23. hello coffee!
    welcome to the raisin! :D i suddenly feel so wide awake.

    i live in floriduhhh, so i know that sick feeling very well.

    thanks for stopping by. hope to see you again soon! :)

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