Monthly Archives: October 2009

The Road to Shell Is Paved With Bad Intentions

From The New York Times: WASHINGTON — The Justice Department is investigating whether a former secretary of the interior, Gale A. Norton, violated the law by granting valuable leases to Royal Dutch Shell around the time she was considering going … Continue reading

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New Joisey

…From USATODAY: LIVINGSTON, N.J. — When Gov. Jon Corzine began his bid for a second term in January, public opinion polls showed voters in recession-racked New Jersey didn’t like him and weren’t going to vote for him. Two weeks before … Continue reading

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Bananas Repeal

From THINK PROGRESS: At a briefing with conservative bloggers held at the Heritage Foundation today, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) articulated “the way forward for conservatives.” Bachmann’s strategy consisted of defeating Democrats in 2010, defunding the left and passing a series … Continue reading

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Bad Seeds: Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love, Part Deux

Last time I was too lazy to do a proper post Hey, kids! Remember how much fun we had with baby pictures before? Well, I was farting around in Photoshop my crack team of unnamed sources have uncovered the Cheney … Continue reading

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Glory, Glory Halliburton

From POLITICO: Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) offered an amendment to the Defense Appropriations bill that would withhold defense contracts to companies who prevent victims from filing lawsuits against sexual assault and harassment. Franken proposed the amendment after hearing the story … Continue reading

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Betsy and the Bubbleheads

From TALKING POINTS MEMO: In a heated and sometimes vitriolic debate Monday night, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) repeatedly called out former Lt. Gov. Betsy McCaughey for lying about health care reform. He said debating her was like “debating a pyromaniac … Continue reading

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Supremely Different

From HispanicBusiness.com: During her debut performance on the Supreme Court bench Monday, Sonia Sotomayor asked more questions in one hour than Clarence Thomas did over the course of several years, according to McClatchy News Service. The famously taciturn Thomas went … Continue reading

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Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love

Well, kids, last night my internets connection crapped out, and I couldn’t do a lot of research. I did, however, watch The Colbert Report, and I heard a story about a company that offers celebrity look-alike sperm. Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) … Continue reading

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