Condiland

Kids, so sorry, but I’m still feeling craptastic, so I went back to my American Street trough and dug out one of my old favorites. It was originally posted on April 23, 2008. I apologize if some of the links no longer work.

A great big MMMWWAAAHHHHHHHHHH to my dear Raisinettes who have been continuing to visit despite the lack of any new stuff. Hope to be back soon with some new posts and to reply to all of you comments. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy playing Condiland:

A Sweet Little Game for Sweet Little Folks

Hey kids! Are you sick of hearing about Pennsylvania yet? I know I am. I think we need to distract ourselves, and how better than with an old-fashioned board game? I bet the first game that most kids get is Candyland. Well, guess what! There’s a new version out, and I picked one up! Let me share it with you. Welcome to……

Here’s the new board!

I know it’s kinda hard to see, so let me enlarge the different stops along the way. Of course, we start at Start:

From Wiki: Rice headed Chevron’s committee on public policy until she resigned on January 15, 2001, to become National Security Advisor to President George W. Bush. Chevron honored Rice by naming an oil tanker Condoleezza Rice after her, but controversy led to its being renamed Altair Voyager.[27]

She also served on the board of directors for the Carnegie Corporation, the Charles Schwab Corporation, the Chevron Corporation, Hewlett Packard, the Rand Corporation, the Transamerica Corporation, and other organizations.

From PBS:
RICHARD BEN-VENISTE: Isn’t it a fact, Dr. Rice, that the Aug. 6 PDB warned against possible attacks in this country? And I ask you whether you recall the title of that PDB.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE: I believe the title was “bin laden determined to attack inside the United States.”

Oops! :oops: I forgot to show you the special game cards!

Condoleezza Rice, September 2002: “The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he [Saddam Hussein] can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.”

From the Washington Post: Top Bush aides, including Vice President Cheney, micromanaged the torture of terrorist suspects from the White House basement, according to an ABC News report aired last night.

Discussions were so detailed, ABC’s sources said, that some interrogation sessions were virtually choreographed by a White House advisory group. In addition to Cheney, the group included then-national security adviser Condoleezza Rice, then-defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, then-secretary of state Colin Powell, then-CIA director George Tenet and then-attorney general John Ashcroft.

Gonzogate, torture, Abramoff, Scooter Libby, etc…….

From the Washington Post:
Total Fatalities: 4,507

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4,021
Operation Enduring Freedom: 486
(Updated April 22, 2008)

From the Baltimore Sun: It looks like President Bush has achieved a historical mark but it’s certainly one he could have done without.

Gallup says Bush’s 69 percent disapproval rating is the highest it’s ever recorded in history.

From Gawker: So the Gulf Coast has gone all Mad Max, women are being raped in the Superdome, and Rice is enjoying a brief vacation in New York. We wish we were surprised.

What does surprise us: Just moments ago at the Ferragamo on 5th Avenue, Condoleeza Rice was seen spending several thousands of dollars on some nice, new shoes (we’ve confirmed this, so her new heels will surely get coverage from the WaPo’s Robin Givhan). A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice’s timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!”

WASHINGTON (AP) — The State Department is warning U.S. diplomats they may be forced to serve in Iraq next year and says it will soon start identifying prime candidates for jobs at the Baghdad embassy and outlying provinces, according to a cable obtained by The Associated Press.

A similar call-up notice last year caused an uproar among foreign service officers, some of whom objected to compulsory work in a war zone, although in the end the State Department found enough volunteers to fill the jobs.

Now, the State Department anticipates another staffing crisis.

You know what kids? This game isn’t as much fun as I remember!

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6 responses to “Condiland

  1. Hope you are on the mend Raisin girl…..
    BTW- Don’t play the Condi Land game, or the sequel Clinton Land!

  2. Take care of yourself! Drink lots of fluids and of course chicken soup!

  3. mary b

    I must have not known about your site as I missed this post.
    BTW, Great post!

    I hope your getting better. If you’ve got the flu, (I had it without fever) don’t push yourself. Get lots of rest. Everytime I thought I felt better and got up, I was sick again for another couple of days.
    So, kick back, rest, and maybe there will be a silver lining. Just take good care of yourself.

  4. First of all, I hope that you feel better soon.

    Second, that was a brilliant piece of poignant writing at the end:

    “You know what kids? This game isn’t as much fun as I remember!”

    Well done, Nonnie.

    This is one of those things, even making a parody of it, it’s hard to keep it completely funny because real people died.

    Total Fatalities: 4,507, if you’re only counting Americans. Iraqi and Afghan civilians add in quite a lot, and then there are the allies …

  5. feel better my sweets!

    condi seems to have disappeared – thank gawd for small favors.

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