From TALKING POINTS MEMO:
A new Rasmussen poll of New York looks at how former Rep. Harold Ford (D-TN) might do if he ran against appointed Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand in the general election, as an independent, rather than challenging her in the Dem primary. The answer is that he wouldn’t get very far — but Gillibrand wouldn’t walk away with the contest itself, with a potential split in the Democratic vote.
The numbers: Gillibrand 39%, an unnamed generic Republican candidate 34%, and Ford 10%. [...] Rasmussen had to use a generic Republican precisely because there is no GOP candidate right now, and the party’s recruiting efforts have kept coming up short. (We’ll see whether the Republican victory in Massachusetts gets anybody interested in this race.)
Interested? Harold Ford, ever the opportunist, seeing the success of Scott Brown in the Massachusetts senate race, has changed his strategery for the New York senate primary accordingly, and he thinks he’ll have the same success.
Next on the list:
- Yell obscenities at kids in a New York high school.
- Buy a truck (If he didn’t leave the old one in Tennessee).
- Rent a couple of 20-something girls to act as his daughters, whom he can promptly pimp out on national TV. Oh, and one of them has to have appeared on American Idol. Maybe Kellie Pickler is available.
I guess, after all that’s done, all that’s left is to call President Obama a bastard.
Leave your campaign suggestions for Harold in the comments, kids.
A tip of the hat to the lovely and talented Melissa of WriteChicPress for sparking the idea for this poster (yes, blame her, please, because, frankly, I’m ashamed of myself).