From Gene Lyons at Salon:
To the connoisseur of American political theater, the most entertaining aspect of the 2010 election season has been the rise of the right-wing cuties — political celebrities whose main qualification is looking terrific on television. From where I sit, in a comfortable chair in front of the tube, the GOP Cupcake Factor has enlivened an otherwise dreary campaign season.
To put it another way: If you don’t love Christine O’Donnell, you don’t love America. The Republican Senate nominee from Delaware exemplifies a basic truth about politics in the age of cable television: An attractive woman with a glib demeanor and a telegenic smile almost can’t be too crazy.
I don’t think Sharron the Obtuse Angle qualifies as a cupcake. Maybe a stale slice of pound cake that’s only half-baked.
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Everybody knows some poor fool who married a woman like that. Other women befriend them, because they tell such interesting stories. After the stories turn out to be big lies, people usually tiptoe away.
A man who’d made half the screwball pronouncements O’Donnell’s emitted in her career as a talk show guest — virtually the only job she’s ever had — would be seen as dangerously unhinged (unless his name was Newt Gingrich, an obvious exception). Outside Delaware, O’Donnell appears destined to be seen mainly as a TV performer, like Sarah Palin and the third member of the Republican cute caucus, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann.
Trends always come in threes; it’s one of the rules.
[Aside from holding elected office,] Bachmann also differs from Palin and her Delaware understudy in that her crazy comes in paragraphs instead of sound bites. She was in classic form at the “Values Voter Summit,” totally misconstruing a long-ago remark Obama made about “negative” constitutional rights — which she described as “infantilism,” as if the president wanted to take them away.
Of course, what legal scholars call “negative rights” are those the government can’t take away, such as free speech, religious worship and our precious firearms.
Characteristically, Bachmann’s point is almost as obscure as it is absurd. Even so, as no less an authority than Bill Clinton recently pointed out, “She’s very attractive in saying all these things she says, but (they’re) pretty stupid.”
That’s the essence of the thing. From the Republican point of view, the beauty of the Cupcake Factor is that it confounds liberal pieties, imagined and real. Sure it was dumb of the McCain campaign to think women voters angered by the naked misogyny directed at Hillary Clinton during the 2008 Democratic primaries (MSNBC pundit Mike Barnicle compared her to “everyone’s first wife standing outside of probate court”) would flock to Sarah Palin.
But they did make her a TV star. The former Alaska governor’s whole act is a calculated affront to Democratic “feminist” sensibilities.
[...] Time’s political pundit Mark Halperin, who recently rhapsodized about Palin’s commercial “genius.” “Palin,” he explained, “is operating on a different plane, hovering higher than a mere celebrity, more buoyant than an average politician.” Yes, but a political celebrity in the age of Fox News doesn’t need a majority, only an enraptured minority.
Now comes Christine O’Donnell: Younger, warmer, likewise a charter member of the Junior Anti-Sex League (Roman Catholic Division). Alaska probably wouldn’t be big enough for both of them. But Delaware’s a long way off. Palin knows an ally when she sees one. She’s advised O’Donnell to stick with Fox News, ignoring the “lamestream” media — in effect conceding the election but building her personal brand.
For all the nuttiness of O’Donnell’s pronouncements — campaigns against masturbation, warnings against genetically engineered mice with human brains, teenage dabbling in witchcraft — she’s clearly not stupid, capable of reading a speech off a teleprompter, and entirely at ease in front of a TV camera.
Stardom beckons. Why O’Donnell would want to waste her time on something as pedestrian as the U.S. Senate I cannot imagine.