I wanted to give all you dear Raisinettes a present for Christmas. For the past 2 years, we’ve been singing the Grincheney Song, but this year, I thought there should be a new Grinch. In fact, a McGrinch.
To the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, by Dr. Seuss, performed by Thurl Ravenscroft:
By the way, this part:
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
….is exactly as Dr. Seuss wrote it. I didn’t have to change a word!
Here are the words, just in case they’re hard to read in the graphics:
You’re a mean one, John McGrinch,
You really are a heel,
Like an Arizona cactus,
Prickly’s how you make us feel,
You’re a bad banana with not a drop of appeal!
You’re a monster, John McGrinch,
We all wish you’d just go,
All your hatred of Obama,
Is enough to scare your mama,
And yet you’re invited to be a guest on every Sunday talk show!
You re a vile one, John McGrinch
With your angry wicked smile
You show all you inner evil with your words and with your bile,
Given the choice between you and an asp,
I’d take the serpent from the Nile!
No one likes you, John McGrinch,
You’re a bitter used-up schmo,
You have no friends left but Lindseypoo,
And maybe Trader Joe,
The 3 words that really save you are as follows (and I quote):
You’re just rotten, John McGrinch,
You’re as welcome as blood clots
The hell with first responders,
But rich people must have yachts,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
Your choices, John McGrinch,
Were so bad that our toes curled,
Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber,
Dumb and Dumber’s been unfurled,
A big fat double-decker stupid sandwich,
You unleashed on the world!