…will probably be just as stupid as what happened in all the other cities the Rethuglicans have had a debate.
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I didn’t watch the debate. In fact, it might still be going on. However, I’m going to go out on a limb and make some predictions.
Mitt Romney will make excuses for Wall Street while saying he wrings his pure silk handkerchiefs over the plight of poor and middle-class people. Oh, and banks should speed up the foreclosure process to kick those poor and middle-class people out of their homes.
Herman Cain will repeat 9-9-9 at least 999 times and insist, whenever it is skewered by the other imbeciles (and it will be), that they are imbeciles and don’t understand the nuances of the plan. How could they understand when he doesn’t understand it himself? Or maybe he’ll just say that there is no 9-9-9 plan, and he was just joking.
Rick Perry will babble incoherently and look like he thinks he left the water running in the bathtub.
Michele Bachmann will make shit up.
Rick Santorum will blame whatever problem is mentioned as the result of gay people wanting to get married.
Newt Gingrich will be angry.
Ron Paul will be stroking his eyebrows to make sure they stayed on.
Jon Huntsman will jump up and down and set his hair on fire, and still nobody will realize that he’s there.
Anderson Cooper will be pissed off that he wasn’t allowed to wear a tight T-shirt to show off his guns while simultaneously try to act like he’s not embarrassed that he’s employed by CNN.