At the beginning of the week, I read about the little spat that Botox Batshit Bachmann was having with her ex-campaign manager Ed Rollins. Ol’ Ed was a bit critical about her batshittery about the HPV vaccine causing mental retardation, and he remarked that she didn’t really have a snowball’s chance in Hell after the Iowa caucuses. Well, of course, Botox Batshit Bachmann was quite surprised. She would have looked like it, too, but with all the Botox, she is no longer able to raise her eyebrows. When asked about Ol’ Ed’s disloyalty to her and how he had previously dissed other candidates he had worked for, she said, “I guess I should have done that Google search.” She would have furrowed her forehead at that point, but, once again, the Botox. In response, Ol’ Ed said, “Well, if I would have Googled her, I would have found out she had 6 chiefs of staff in 5 years.”
Well, while they were busy regretting not googling each other, there are some new developments in the Botox Batshit Bachmann campaign ranks.
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From abc NEWS:
Rep. Michele Bachmann’s entire New Hampshire staff has quit her campaign, another dark omen for the GOP candidate who has lost several senior officials in recent weeks.
Five staffers, including Jeff Chidester, a longtime friend and conservative talk-radio host, have left the Minnesota congresswoman’s campaign.
The departing staff members also included Nicole Yurek, Tom Lukacz, director of operations Matt LeDuc and Southern New Hampshire Field Director Caroline Gigler, as first reported by ABC affiliate WMUR.
Gigler has already found a new job with Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s campaign, according to a report in the National Journal.
The staffers said they quit the campaign because Bachmann had not paid sufficient attention to New Hampshire.
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Bachmann has seen a steady decline in her poll numbers since winning the Iowa Straw Poll in August. Many of Bachmann’s top aides have left her campaign in the weeks since the poll.
Among those to leave were campaign manager Ed Rollins, deputy manager David Polyansky and pollster Ed Goeas. Soon after, longtime adviser Andy Parish left the campaign to return to work in Bachmann’s Washington congressional office and spokesman Doug Sachtleben quit.
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Bachmann, in an interview with the New York Times, said last week she would focus her efforts on Iowa.
Palin, now Bachmann = irrelevant! Adios
what’s funny is that bbb probably won’t get a job with faux news, because they don’t need another princess sarah. hell, i doubt that princess will get her contract renewed. her employment has outlived its usefulness. she’s yesterday’s news even if she goes on another bus tour.
Palin, bachman,john main,john boehner,mitch occonnell,john cantor and the list has no end. this is the time I wish it is all a bad dream never in my life has this world witnessend. Such a bunch of worthless paid pay roll in history this is. What the end really looks like
John mcain. Maverick of crap I was fine and I can imagine the world was fine too until he brought palin into the ring can’t say i’ve never seen such a stupid idea what the f__k was he thinking carrying all that dead weight palin entourage with him. looked like. The barnum hillbilly’s hitting our streets gum shoes. Can’t seem to get it off the soles of my shoes. Makes dubya look like ronald
hello jumping locus,
welcome to the raisin!
i take it that you’re not fond of the rethuglicans. you’ve come to the right place.
That’s Ronald McDonald, right?
It’s hard to believe she got as far as she did. Her batshit brand of crazy was easy to research. She’s not the average nutjob.
she’s not the average nutjob, but she’s the stereotype of all the average nutjobs all rolled up in one. did that make any sense?
Yes, when you multiply it by Botox.
d’oh! i forgot to do the math!
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving nutjob. Now if the Pizza Man flames out over his 999/909/666 plan, we can root for Cowboy Ricky Goodhair to bite the big one. That might almost make the GOP slate look respectable …. almost.
there are so many deserving nutjobs. i hope this happens to each and every one of them.
“Cowboy Ricky Goodhair to bite the big one.”
There was already a photo of him doing that at the Iowa State Fair. Bachmann’s was better.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. i suspect she’ll keep campaigning on and waiting for the deserving adulation to pile up not realizing the noise in the background is everyone snickering.
and what about ed rollins? it appears he keeps doing the same thing over and over again, too. is he insane? nah, just money-hungry, i suspect.
“The staffers said they quit the campaign because Bachmann had not paid sufficient attention to New Hampshire.”
On behalf of the rest of NH, I think she’s been here PLENTY, thank you very much.
i suspect it has less to do with not paying attention and more to do with not paying her staffers.
Poor Michele, when she’ll finally get home she’ll find her 149 foster kids dead from starvation.
The Bearwoman and the Batwoman forgot the first rule of making a career out of goofball skewed logic, something Gracie Allen made her trademark all her life. The difference is she was funny and even lovable.
you’re exactly correct, jerry. they are simply not lovable in the least. there’s nothing endearing about them. they’re shrill and act like they know it all. they can spend as much money as they want on botox and makeup and clothes, but you can’t cover up stupid and you can’t hide arrogance.
I don’t think Iowans even know Bachmann’s still part of her campaign. They’ve moved on – of course, their substitute is Cain. I used to feel really crummy about being a liberal in Idaho, but I bet a lot of liberals in Iowa are drinking heavily. Or, they, like many others, realize that the R candidates are ensuring an Obama win.
i think the liberals in iowa are popping popcorn and watching the clown show. either that, or they’re renting movies so they don’t have to watch all the political commercials they’re probably being bombarded with.
There’s a reason why she goes through many staff members in Congress and now her campaign. I heard she is horrendous to work for. Not surprising.
she’s a narcissistic shrew. on top of that, can you imagine having to take orders from marcus, too? you know that there’s no way he’d keep his mouth shut when the “help” is around.