BooHoo Boehner

I’ve been meaning to ask–what’s with John Boehner (R-PMS OH) lately? He can’t seem to address the House without bursting into tears. Check it out!
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House Minority Leader John Boehner wept Thursday night, as he delivered the final Republican appeal on behalf of funding President Bush’s perpetual war in Iraq.

This is obviously a serious matter for the tear-inclined Ohio congressman, who last lost his composure during a February soliloquy on the need for “solemn debate” in the House.

Unfortunately for Boehner, he is seriously misinformed about the issue that is bringing him to tears.

Read more at The Nation.
His tears are as phony as his year-round tan.


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11 responses to “BooHoo Boehner

  1. Friend of the court

    I think that his cufflinks are tiny pepper spray cans. These swine have plenty to cry about but, lying and crying isn’t going to save their sorry butts. The only ones that seem sincere are the ones who cry when they get caught.

  2. nonnie9999

    you should have been a detective, fotc. i just looked very closely at his cufflinks, and you might be correct. in addition, i think i read somewhere that everytime boner is at the lectern, there is a sudden overwhelming smell of onions in the house chamber. seriously, when you listen to him, you have to wonder if he’s been drinking.
    the only sincere tears these guys ever shed are for themselves. they don’t give a shit about anyone else. i hope his tears make his fake tan makeup run.

  3. I watched that live and when he started to cry, I’m thinking OMG how many hours did he spend working on that trick. What a bunch of BS.

    I like the peeper spray and onion trick. Only these creeps would think of a stunt like that.

  4. nonnie9999

    hi nytexan!
    don’t you wonder what the people in boner’s district think when they see him bawling like a baby? if i were one of them, i would be so embarrassed. that’s a rough tough rethuglican? i bet he has diaper rash! 😆

  5. Rethuglican..I like that.

    LOL diaper rash lets send baby powder to congress.

  6. nonnie9999

    i was being respectful calling them rethuglicans. i prefer to call them assholes! 😀

  7. LOL. I guess it must be the holiday weekend that you are compelled to show respect.

  8. nonnie9999

    yeah, i’m a very respectful kinda broad. in fact, i promise not to call the occupant of the oval office any offensive names today. i will stick with chimpy!

  9. withdrawal symptoms will set in soon.

  10. nonnie9999

    then i had better commence drinking right now!