That clever scamp, Jerry Falwell, had us all fooled! While it was reported that he died at the age of 73, he really just went undercover in, of all places, Poland!! You forgot Poland, didn’t you? Don’t feel bad, everyone does. Anyway, Ol’ Jerry’s cover got blown (oops! Are you allowed to say blown and Jerry’s name in the same sentence?) as he continues to fight the Global War on Homosexuality (GWOH). Check out this item from BBC news:
A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.
The spokesperson for children’s rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.
“I noticed he was carrying a woman’s handbag,” she told a magazine. “At first, I didn’t realise he was a boy.”
That never would have happened without Reverend Jerry’s influence. Still not convinced? Well, some pictures surfaced after Jerry was spotted in Poland this week.
That woman he is with looks so familiar, but I just can’t remember where I have seen her before…oh, nevermind, it’ll come to me.
Still not convinced? Here’s more proof!
Clever Jerry dresses in traditional Polish clothing to blend in with the populace.
Good luck, Jerry!! We’re so glad to have you with us again!!