Jerry Falwell Is Not Dead!

That clever scamp, Jerry Falwell, had us all fooled! While it was reported that he died at the age of 73, he really just went undercover in, of all places, Poland!! You forgot Poland, didn’t you? Don’t feel bad, everyone does. Anyway, Ol’ Jerry’s cover got blown (oops! Are you allowed to say blown and Jerry’s name in the same sentence?) as he continues to fight the Global War on Homosexuality (GWOH). Check out this item from BBC news:

A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.

The spokesperson for children’s rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.

“I noticed he was carrying a woman’s handbag,” she told a magazine. “At first, I didn’t realise he was a boy.”

That never would have happened without Reverend Jerry’s influence. Still not convinced? Well, some pictures surfaced after Jerry was spotted in Poland this week.
That woman he is with looks so familiar, but I just can’t remember where I have seen her before…oh, nevermind, it’ll come to me.
Still not convinced? Here’s more proof!

Clever Jerry dresses in traditional Polish clothing to blend in with the populace.
Good luck, Jerry!! We’re so glad to have you with us again!!


Filed under Homosexuality, humor, Jerry Falwell, Poland, snark, Tinky Winky

11 responses to “Jerry Falwell Is Not Dead!

  1. Poland….as if the Poles would have him!
    What a divissive A-hole Falwell was.

    God rest your soul, Jerry. Right about now, you’re probably asking for a little of that yourself.

    Loved the juxtoposition of the photos. Funny!

  2. nonnie9999

    thanks, laurie! i bet even if there are any 10′ tall poles over there, they wouldn’t touch him either!
    stop by again, thanks for commenting!

  3. LOL. Great photos.

    Jerry the good soldier is distracting the Pols with Teletubbies while Bush puts up his missile shield.

  4. nonnie9999

    hey nytexan! 😀
    i feel so foolish. i should have realized that jerry wouldn’t have a heart attack. he’s always been first in line for the rapture! how clever of chimpy to put jerry in a covert position. i wonder how long it will be before robert novak outs him!

  5. Lol..don’t forget Judith Miller. Novack and Bush need her to keep their game on the from page.

  6. sorry..

    Front Page

  7. nonnie9999

    did you peek at the newest movie poster, nytexas? it’s for judy miller (et al) fans!

  8. no. what poster? where

  9. nonnie9999

    the one i put up just a little while ago. check the front page.

  10. What hooey! Can’t people see that thr green one, Dipsy, is the root of evil? Just look at that giant dildoe growing out the top of his head. Him? How does one sex a telletubby?