The Beverly Hil-libbys?

Here’s my pitch to the Hollywood bigwigs for a new TV show: Scooter Libby and Paris Hilton are working on a prison chain gang. They don’t like each other, but when an opportunity to escape arises, they take it, despite being shackled together. They wind up in Beverly Hills, where they try to avoid the authorities, but their freedom is constantly at risk when they are visited by other prison escapees who have gotten wind of their whereabouts. Hilarity ensues when a host of guest stars appear on their doorstep–Tom Delay, Duke Cuningham, Jack Abramoff, and (at a later date) William Jefferson!
Original DVD cover (well, sorta, I can’t find the one that I used).
Of course, I am hoping for a second season in which the guest cast will include Chimpy George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Al Fredo Alberto Gonzales, Karl Rove, and a slew of others.


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8 responses to “The Beverly Hil-libbys?

  1. I must say you are priceless. Every evening I look forward to seeing what creative poster I will LMAO at.

  2. Very good plot line, Hollywood will love it!

    Hey Nonnie, one of the search terms used today was “raisin humor” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    If you search google for raisin humor, HR comes out on top. Haha!!

  3. nonnie9999

    thanks, nytexan and mighty mikk0mouse πŸ˜€ ! this particular poster started out far differently and evolved along the way until i had a pilot for a sitcom! i cannot stand paris hilton or anything she represents, and i never envisioned ever using her image. however, i want scooter to really pay for what he did and the evil he helped to promote, and what better way than to stick him with paris?

  4. Torture is being stuck with Paris.

    What an annoying excuse for a human being. Wait was I talking about Paris or Libby? No matter it’s all the same.

  5. nonnie9999

    i will have to check my annoyance meter……too close to call!

  6. foxy-contin

    lol!in the words of celebutard Paris, “that’s hot!” (don’t tell anyone,but Skootie is kinda hot here…excuse me while try to recover my dignity)…as of this morning Paris is outta jail, who knew a break out of “rash” could break you outta the big house.O dear God, don’t let Skooter get away!

  7. nonnie9999

    too funny, foxy!! someone actually left me a message at daily kos about writing a song about paris and her revolving door status. if she stays out of jail, i might do a little diary over here. have to see what happens.

  8. just read that Paris maybe going back in the hole! it’s just too much! in an’ out, round an’ round…ooh,headrush!hey, that’s kinda fun.,0,7202377.story?coll=la-home-center