My Baloney Has a First Name, It’s D-I-C-K

From CBS News:

Despite objections from the National Archives and others, presidential spokesmen say Cheney’s office is not bound by certain sections of a presidential executive order that seeks to protect national security information generated by the government.

Why, that’s just…..
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Cheney’s office claims it doesn’t have to comply with the order because it is not an “agency” or “entity” within the executive branch, according to Henry Waxman, chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, which is investigating the matter.

“The vice president is pretending he isn’t part of the executive branch and the White House is pretending that the rules for protecting classified information are being followed,” he said in a statement.

“The vice president can’t unilaterally decide he is his own branch of government and exempt himself from important, commonsense safeguards for protecting classified information. And he can’t insist he has the powers of both the executive and the legislature branches but the responsibilities of neither. Our Constitution doesn’t work that way,” he said.

But, wait, here’s the best part!

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was asked in January to resolve the legal dispute, but he has not yet ruled on the issue.

😆 😆 😆
If you ask me,
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is nuthin’ but a great big null
And his buddy Al Fredo is nothing but a little wiener.
This administration has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

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Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Dick Cheney, Henry Waxman, House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, humor, National Archives, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, White House scandals

9 responses to “My Baloney Has a First Name, It’s D-I-C-K

  1. Classic! Beautiful! So very true!

  2. nonnie9999

    thanks alicia, and thanks for stopping by and commenting. hope you will visit again! 😀

  3. Friend of the court

    That part about Gonzales ruling on the issue to resolve the legal dispute is making me wonder if Gonzales thinks that he is part of the Executive and the Judicial branches. This administration sure has a lot of utility players. Considering Gonzo’s memory problems, how does he keep track of which part of the government he is screwing up, on a day to day basis?

  4. freedomfest

    Cheney has always acted as if he is exempt from the law.

    Dick Cheney is Bush’s Martin Borman, the power behind the throne. Of course, he and Bush believe they are exempt from Presidential Executive Orders.

    Still, Presidential Executive Orders during the War on Terror can be used by the executive branch to further destroy the Constitution and our liberties.

    Read the Final Presidential Executive Order from the online book, “The Swiss Preserve Solution” at http:// http://www.swissconfederationinstitute.com/swisspreserve14.htm

  5. nonnie9999

    it seems that there is a cheney for everyone in this administration. just as deadeye dick is the puppeteer for chimpy, it seems that dick’s lawyer and now chief-of-staff, david addington, was the one who actually twisted the law and decided that torture was legal. i think that they keep abu around just because he knows all the dirt from texas. he also seems to be too stupid or too arrogant (or both) to be embarrassed into quitting.

  6. nonnie9999

    freedomfest,
    first, thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment.
    the link does not work. it is org, not com. here is the correct link for anyone who would like to read it:
    http://www.swissconfederationinstitute.org/swisspreserve14.htm

  7. srkp23

    This is priceless, nons! It shoudl be circulated far and wide through the tubez!!!!

  8. nonnie9999

    thanks, srkpy! i encourage people to use any of the graphics here. i just hope that a link over here will be included.
    i think they should switch from limos to the wienermobile whenever they have to shlep that bastard cheney around town. of course, it would be irony on wheels, since we know that deadeye dick can’t cut the mustard. 😆

  9. HELLO!!

    SCANDALS! SCANDALS! SCANDALS!

    SOME OF THE WORST CASES OF RACIAL PREJUDICE IN WORLD HISTORY!

    The American people are thrilled to have their first African-American president.

    Speaking of Barack Obama—Barack Obama is a racial-minority individual and does not like racism:

    And Michelle Obama is a racial-minority individual and does not like racism:

    WORLDWIDE DISSEMINATION OF INFORMATION RELATING TO SCANDALS:

    (I) I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed atrocious, racist, hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention. Many people know what Bush did. And many people will know what Bush did—even until the end of the world. Bush was absolute evil. Bush is now like a fugitive from justice. In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

    (II) It is opined that Bill Clinton committed terrifying, racist, hate crimes during his presidency, and I am not free to say anything further about it. ‘Be sure your sins will find you out’ (Numbers 32:23).

    (III) What if basically all racial-minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States? It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.

    (IV) I know it may be hard to believe. However, Ronald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency.

    – The Dissemination Machine

    (There are thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the contents of (I), (II), (III), and (IV). For example, one can go to Google right now, type “George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism,” hit “Enter,” and readily find 1,000 or more copies indicating content of (I). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type “It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 460 copies indicating content of (II). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type “George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 210 copies indicating content of (III). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type “Ronald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 180 copies indicating content of (IV). The contents of (I), (II), (III), and (IV) exist very extensively in all major search engines. And there are thousands of copies in very many countries around the world. For example, there are countless copies on the Internet in Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Denmark, France, Germany, India, Japan, Korea, Russia, Sweden, the United Kingdom, etc.)

    “BAD NEWS FROM THE UNITED STATES: ON THE RACIST HATE CRIMES AND ETERNAL INFAMIES OF GEORGE W. BUSH, BILL CLINTON, GEORGE H.W. BUSH, AND RONALD REAGAN” BLOG

    badnewsfromtheunitedstates.blogspot.com
    ________________
    ‘If only there could be a Ban against invention that bottled up memory like scent & it never faded & it never got stale.’ Off the top of my head, it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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