Vladimir and the Three Bushes

(CBS/AP) Russian President Vladimir Putin is in Maine, a houseguest at the Bush family home in Kennebunkport, Maine, enjoying the local seafood and blueberries and a speedboat ride with President Bush and Mr. Bush’s father, former President Bush.

Papa Bush told Georgie Bush that he has been such a good boy, listening to Uncle Dick Cheney, and making lots and lots of money for Papa Bush and his friends in the Carlyle Group, that he can have a sleepover!!! Georgie Bush was very excited, and he invited his friend Vlady. Papa Bush took Vlady for a helicopter ride. Georgie Bush had to stay home with Mama Bush. I bet he was disappointed he didn’t get to go in the helicopter, but Papa Bush made up for it by taking both boys for a speedboat ride.
After a big day of rides and of Georgie staring into Vlady’s eyes to see his soul, Georgie Bush and his friend Vlady were exhausted. I bet they didn’t even put up a fight when Mama Bush and Papa Bush tucked them into bed!
Original painting, with sincere apologies to the wonderful Norman Rockwell. By the way, the painting is ironically named Freedom From Fear.


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8 responses to “Vladimir and the Three Bushes

  1. Friend of the court

    Wow, I wonder what Pop and Pute talked about while Georgie was ‘grounded’. Do you think GHWB told Vlad that he always liked Jeb best? I hope the slight doesn’t cause Georgie to have a hissie fit and bomb some country that had nothing to do with it.

  2. nonnie9999

    i wonder, too. perhaps poppy wants to get into the russian mafia and make it a subsidiary of the carlyle group. i find it rather strange that it was poppy who greeted vladimir. it’s not like chimpy was busy with anything important (i doubt barb was baking chocolate chip cookies and needed chimpy to lick the bowl), so wouldn’t the russians find it insulting that he was not there to greet vlady?

  3. Friend of the court

    The Russians would probably be glad that Vlad was not subjected to a shoulder rub on the chopper.

  4. nonnie9999

    very true. handsy mcchimpypants can’t seem to keep his paws to himself. i worry about vlady sleeping in the same bed with him!

  5. Friend of the court

    Looks like the sleep over got cancled. Georgie went back to DC and told Scooter he didn’t have to go to the slammer, after all. Everyone can sleep without worry.

  6. nonnie9999

    i don’t know why chimpy had to go back to dc. look at the footage of scooterpie going into the courthouse. he always looks smug. he struts along with a cocky swagger. he knew damned well from the very beginning that he was never going to spend even one day in jail. the letter of commutation was dictated by dead eye dick the very day that scooterpie got indicted.

  7. nightowl724

    Uh-Oh! They forgot to invite Jeff Gannon…

  8. nonnie9999

    it was bad enough putting these bastards in a norman rockwell movie. i can’t even imagine defiling it with jeff gannon . come to think of it, jeff gannon is nowhere near as evil as chimpy and his family! 👿