So Many Scandals, So Little Time….

Move over Irving-Scooter-Libby-Commutationgate. Time to turn our attention back to Gonzogate once again!! You didn’t think we forgot ya, did ya, Al Fredo? Never!

Washington, D.C. (AHN) – U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy is poised to bring contempt charges against the White House, the Vice President’s office and the U.S. Department of Justice if they flout the subpoena that the Senate Judiciary Committee issued last week.

Leahy, a Vermont Democrat and chairman of the powerful committee, is leading the Senate investigation into the firings of eight U.S. attorneys, which critics say were politically motivated.

Speaking Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Leahy said, “They have taken the attitude at the, at the White House that somehow they’re above the law….That’s a Nixonian attitude, and it’s wrong.”

To the tune of She’s a Lady written by Paul Anka (Who knew?):

Well, we won’t be nonchalant,
These are not the guys we want, this bunch of losers,
So let’s put them in their place,
They’re a national disgrace, liars, abusers.

Patrick Leahy, whoa, whoa, whoa, Patrick Leahy,
All my hopes lie with Patrick Leahy, Patrick Leahy’s so fine.

Original DVD cover.

Hubris is their fatal flaw,
They are not above the law, they need confrontin’,
Bush is nothin’ but a lout,
I hope Cheney takes him out, for some bird huntin’.

Patrick Leahy, whoa, whoa, whoa, Patrick Leahy,
It’s all up to you, Patrick Leahy, be a hero of mine.

Leahy, you know how things work in political arenas,
So tell the White House, “Kiss my ass!” and send out the subpoenas,
They’ll probably ignore you, but you must make the attempt,
If Cheney says, “Fuck off!” again, hold him in contempt!!

Show them what we’re all about,
Our majority has clout, get all the facts, man,
Question every single louse,
And then send them to the House, to Henry Waxman.

Patrick Leahy, whoa, whoa, whoa, Patrick Leahy,
Talkin’ to you, Senator Leahy, make those bastards resign!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Patrick Leahy,
Listen to me good, Patrick Leahy,
Hey, hey, hey, Senator Leahy,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Patrick Leahy,
Please, please, please, Patrick Leahy
Leahy, go get those swine.


Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Chimpy, Democrats, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, Henry Waxman, House Judiciary Committee, humor, Justice Department, movies, music parody, parody, Patrick Leahy, politics, Republicans, Scooter Libby, Senate Judiciary Committee, snark, White House scandals

6 responses to “So Many Scandals, So Little Time….

  1. Friend of the court

    A dream come true, nonnie. I’m so glad Leahy is on our side.

  2. nonnie9999

    did you watch tom jones in that video, fotc? when he swivels his hips, i feel a little dirty.

  3. Friend of the court

    Maybe, instead of NC, you should consider a move to Wales. Between Tom and the mighty mikk0, am I seeing a pattern ?

  4. nonnie9999

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. nightowl724

    Take away lines:

    Hubris is their fatal flaw,
    They are not above the law, they need confrontinโ€™,
    Bush is nothinโ€™ but a lout,
    I hope Cheney takes him out, for some bird huntinโ€™.

    Another excellent ride! Thanks!

  6. nonnie9999

    this one was really fun to write (and it’s fun to sing, too!! try it!). there were so many possibilities.
    and now i must make up for an oversight– i forgot to give a hat tip to mighty mikk0mouse ๐Ÿ˜€ for his excellent advice. thanks mighty mikk0mouse ๐Ÿ˜€ !!!