What Exactly Was the……..

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What did Louisiana senator, David Vitter, purchase? Perhaps the Washington Post can help us figure it all out:

One of the strangest things about Monday’s late-breaking revelation that Louisiana Sen. David Vitter (R) was a client of the “D.C. Madam” was the way in which the senator himself disclosed it. Turns out, it maybe had to do with the threatening phone call Vitter got from Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt.

A lawyer for the D.C. Madam told The Sleuth that Flynt, “through his agents,” contacted Vitter Monday morning telling him that the senator’s phone number showed up in the phone records of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the Madam herself…

Uh-oh!! I think I might have some idea of what he was buying!!!! But wait!!! The story gets even worse!!! The senator is missing!!!! Here’s another story from WaPo:

David Vitter is missing in action.

Or, to be precise, he is missing because it looks as if he got some action.

Camera crews yesterday staked out the home, office and committee room of the Republican senator from Louisiana, who admitted Monday night that he was in the proverbial little black book of the alleged “D.C. Madam.” But the lawmaker was on the lam.

The Senate voted to confirm a federal judge in Michigan. No Vitter.

The public works subcommittee on which Vitter is the ranking Republican held a hearing. No Vitter.

Three Louisiana officials testified at another hearing about Gulf Coast rebuilding. No Vitter.

Republican senators sat down to lunch with Vice President Cheney. No Vitter.

A Rethuglican who missed a free lunch?!?! Kids, this is serious!! Quit the tittering….oops, bad choice of words….quit the childish giggling over the senator and how he got his dinky stinky!!! This is no laughing matter!!! A man is missing!!! Please, form search parties, and let’s find him–before I run out of exclamation points!!!!


Filed under D.C. Madam, David Vitter, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, humor, Louisiana, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Scandals, snark

12 responses to “What Exactly Was the……..

  1. Friend of the court

    How about, instead of finding this one, we try to run off about 21 more and get that super majority? Vitter is probably in rehab in some undisclosed location and will, eventually, come home wagging his tail in front of him.

  2. I don’t think Vitter’s Louisianan purchase was as good a deal as the original.

    Rehab the republican cure all. Your gay go to rehab, your a racist go to rehab, etc….

  3. nonnie9999

    swinging his tail in front of him? perhaps on a stick. his wife said that if she found out he was unfaithful, shee would go all lorena bobbit-apeshit on him. so, instead of re-hab, i am thinking that maybe they will find him in re-attachment.
    ahhh, dont’cha just love rethuglican family values?

  4. Friend of the court

    He has asked for forgiveness from God and his wife. I guess, I’m the last to know God is married. These “real Americans”, always cry when they get caught.

  5. nonnie9999

    😆 😆 😆 i didn’t get an invite to the wedding either! i didn’t even see the announcement in the paper! of course, the marriage will never last, because i hear that some gay couple got married in new england somewhere.
    what i don’t get is why he is in hiding (secret affair with cheney in an undisclosed location?). a real man would show up for the senate votes and tell reporters to kiss his ass. of course, there are very few real men in the rethuglican party (well, maybe kay bailey hutchison).

  6. nightowl724

    Nonnie, nonnie, nonnie…

    You had me at the movie poster (“The Big Dope Collection”), but I absolutely LOST IT when I saw the milk carton! Hahahahahaha!

    And then, “i am thinking that maybe they will find him in re-attachment.” Very funny!

    Finally, “a real man would show up for the senate votes and tell reporters to kiss his ass.” I’m afraid Vitter might like that a wee bit too much…

  7. nightowl724


    “How about, instead of finding this one, we try to run off about 21 more and get that super majority?” I’m loving it! Funny AND smart!

  8. nonnie9999

    i only put him on a milk carton in hopes that he is lactose-intolerant.

  9. nonnie9999

    omigawd!!!! 😳 was anyone going to tell me that i misspelled his name on the poster? oy! i have to fix that!

  10. nonnie9999

    okay, everyone!! make believe that my embarrassing misstep never happened. i have fixed the misspelling in the poster, so nobody has to know! 😀

  11. Friend of the court

    Misspelling? My theory on spelling has always been, close enough.

  12. nonnie9999

    i typed vetter instead of vitter. i am soooo embarrassed. i check so many times before i post, but i guess i was either too careless or too tired. 😳 this will lead to extreme paranoia each time i hit the post button.

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