Rudy, Tooty, Letch, and Cootie

There’s an old saying, “You are known by the company you keep.” Let’s take a look at who Rudy Giuliani has been hanging around with!
Original DVD cover.

    Buddy-boy #1–Senator David Vitter (Pervert R-La) (Letch)

From The Daily Advertiser:

Vitter is chairman of GOP presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani’s Southern campaign, a major campaign position. Giuliani, a gay rights and pro-choice advocate, was hoping Vitter would give him credibility with the social conservatives that are key to carrying the South. That continued role is in question, and Giuliani initially wobbled when the scandal broke.
Elliott Bundy, spokesman for Giuliani’s campaign, said Vitter will keep his job in the campaign.
Vitter’s name was being circulated as a possible vice presidential running mate for Giuliani.

From CBS4:

NEW ORLEANS New allegations tie Sen. David Vitter to a high-priced brothel in his hometown, one day after he publicly apologized for his connection to an alleged prostitution ring in Washington, D.C.

On Monday, Vitter acknowledged being involved with the so-called D.C. Madam, hours after Hustler magazine told him his telephone number was among those she disclosed. A day later, new revelations linked him to a former madam in New Orleans and old allegations that he frequented a former prostitute resurfaced, further clouding his political future.

(I don’t know if the story about the diapers is true or not, so I won’t mention it. 😳 Oops!!)

    Buddy Old Pal #2–Thomas Ravenel (Tooty)

From The State:

The state treasurer’s office staff is being reminded they can’t use agency computers for outside interests, including work on presidential campaigns, interim Treasurer Ken Wingate said Tuesday.

E-mails obtained under a Freedom of Information Act request recently showed the agency’s spokesman and then-Treasurer Thomas Ravenel exchanged e-mails promoting former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s presidential campaign.

A federal grand jury indicted Ravenel last month on a charge of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute less than 500 grams of cocaine.

You mean they actually found emails from a crooked Rethuglican?! Wow!! 😮 He must have been stoned!
(I won’t mention that Cokey McSnortypant’s father took his place on the Giuliani campaign, and that his father is a big fat racist!! 😳 I did it again!!)

    Bosom Buddy #3–Bernie Kerik (Cootie)

From the Washington Post:

When former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani urged President Bush to make Bernard B. Kerik the next secretary of homeland security…..
They learned about questionable financial deals, an ethics violation, allegations of mismanagement and a top deputy prosecuted for corruption. Most disturbing, according to people close to the process, was Kerik’s friendship with a businessman who was linked to organized crime. The businessman had told federal authorities that Kerik received gifts, including $165,000 in apartment renovations, from a New Jersey family with alleged Mafia ties.

(I won’t mention the multiple affairs and womanizing. 😳 Damn!! I have to stop doing that!!)


Filed under 2008 election, Bernie Kerik, Corruption, D.C. Madam, David Vitter, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, humor, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, snark, Thomas Ravenel

15 responses to “Rudy, Tooty, Letch, and Cootie

  1. Friend of the court

    ( I won’t mention that this is butt-kickin’ funny)

    The “Daddy Party”, wants to turn this country into one big dysfunctional family.

  2. nightowl724

    Hahahahahaha! Cookies for the little Giuliani in drag! I hope you tackle McShame’s fine crew next.

  3. nonnie9999

    this one was so much fun to do, especially thinking up the title! i don’t know if i will ever be able to walk into denny’s again! 😆

  4. nightowl724


  5. nightowl724

    OOPS! I went to those three links!

  6. nonnie9999

    😳 my bad! it’s IHOP that has the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n Fruity breakfast/artery blocker. my apologies to denny’s, where i only have to face Moon Over My Hammy.

  7. nightowl724

    That’s OK, nonnie – I have a synapse misfire about every five minutes. I had to edit my DKos diary because I had used “Marcos” half the time and “Markos” the other half of the time.

    “Moon Over My Hammy” Ha-ha! That reminds me of a ditty my sister, an elementary school teacher at the time, used to sing to her students. “MY-ami, YOUR-Asia, OUR-land, too!”

  8. nonnie9999

    that’ll teach me for not eating breakfast out more often.

  9. I tried to scrape the dust off Ravenel’s upper lip!!!nonnie you scallywag!
    Does anyone get the irony in the Galaxy’s home being the Home Depot Center?

  10. nonnie9999

    ummmm, dust, yeah! that’s the ticket!! it’s just dust!!
    it is after 6 in the morning, and i have not yet been to sleep, so you will have to ‘splain to me the significance of the home depot center, foxy.

  11. …drunk posting.
    Has something to do with David Beckham…I’m sure…

  12. nonnie9999

    no fair, foxy, pass that bottle around!!

  13. Don’t make me laugh, please, I just had split pea soup!

  14. nonnie9999

    let me know when you are having chicken noodle or cream of mushroom so i can make you laugh. 😆

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