Club Mud

So exciting!! Ex-employees of the Justice Department are so fucking pissed off enamored of their ex-boss, Alberto Gonzales, that they wanted to do something special for him!! They thought that their former bossman needed some time away after all he has been through with all those hearings and bad press. They all chipped in and bought him a vacation!! They kept the destination secret, so you can just imagine Al Fredo’s surprise when he got off the plane!! I guess it is their way of saying Heckuva job, Gonzo!!
Original DVD cover.
Bon voyage!


Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Gonzogate, humor, Iraq War, Justice Department, movies, parody, politics, snark, White House scandals

7 responses to “Club Mud

  1. nonnie9999

    this one is for mighty mikk0mouse! πŸ˜€

  2. nightowl724

    Funny redo, nonnie! Favorite coincidence – “War and Peace” open on the suitcase!

    From one of your links:

    “Gonzales also was an architect of U.S. policy on the treatment of prisoners abroad and author of a 2002 memo saying the president had the right to waive laws and treaties that protect war prisoners.”

    “Allah help” Gonzo if any real Iraqis get near him!

  3. nonnie9999

    i didn’t even notice the title of the book! 😳 i should have said that i did, as it is perfectly ironic. thanks for pointing that out, nightowl!

  4. Friend of the court

    Gonzo should absolutely be sent away. I had a boss once, who used to say that, “If you love your job, every day is a vacation.”. Alberto must love his work. He is so busy that he can’t even remember everything that he has done. “War and Peace”, might not be the best choice in reading material, however. All those different names for the same characters can be hard to keep track of, even if you have the ability to recall.

  5. Ha ha, Nonnie!! πŸ˜›
    Looks like they dropped Gonzo of at some sandy crossroads in the middle of nowhere, the only clue is that sign pointing to Baghdad, Fallujah and Mosul πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Cute little Gonzo truly has an adventurous “adventure holiday” in store. Judging by all his luggage he probably thought he was off to some Hilton Hotel Grand Tropical Isle Vacation.

    Now all he has to do is flag down a passing Humvee, they will take him all the way to the Green Zone. He will be in the lap of luxury, but when next he bumps into his pal Patrick Leahy, Gonzo will be able to tell the joke of how he went on summer break and ended up as part of Chimpy’s surge. Much merriment to share, before they get down to the nitty-gritty of “I don’t recall”.

  6. nonnie9999

    fotc, you make a lot of good points. al fredo is in love with his job, because he is in love with his boss. ever see pics of them together? it’s really rather icky the way they look at each other. war and wiretapping or war and torture would have been a better reading choice for gonzo. then again, he can take war and peace and rewrite it so that it fits his and chimpy’s way of thinking. if they did it to the constitution, they can do it with an old novel.

  7. nonnie9999

    hi mighty mikk0mouse πŸ˜€ !!!
    you have written the screenplay for the movie!! πŸ˜† that is exactly what i had in mind–gonzo dropped off in the middle of nowhere after thinking (in his arrogant mind) that his ex-employees would certainly send him on a fabulous spree in a tropical location. let’s hope he packed some adult diapers in one of those suitcases!