Daily Archives: August 16, 2007

The Bad Rumor Man

Karl? Karl who? The White House is running away from Karl Rove as quickly as Rethuglicans are running away from Chimpy George W. Bush.
From the Houston Chronicle:

Reducing Rove’s stature as he leaves could help the administration in the same way that Donald Rumsfeld’s departure as secretary of defense temporarily eased pressure on the president’s Iraq war policy.

White House aides deny they are engaging in spin.

Spokeswoman Dana Perino said she was just trying to humanize Rove when she told a Fox News interviewer about his creation of the Friday ice cream tradition.

Ice cream!!! Old Turdblossom can’t be all bad!

Original DVD cover.

To the tune of The Candy Man written by (Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley)

(Ice Cream man)
(Hey, Ice Cream Man)
Alright everybody gather ’round,
The Ice Cream Man is here,
What kind of ice cream do you want?
Vanilla fudged?
Heckuva job brownie?
Chocolate chimp?
Anything you want,
You’ve come to the right man,
‘Cause he’s the Ice Cream Man.

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