Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Al Fredo…..

Then again, let the door hit you in the ass!

Original album cover.

To the tune of Bye, Bye Birdie, by Charles Strouse, as performed by Ann-Margret:

Bye, bye, Bertie,
I won’t miss you a bit,
You’re a smarmy,
Worthless piece of shit.