Tom Tancredo Out!!

DES MOINES, Iowa (Reuters) – Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado, a strong supporter of tougher immigration laws, dropped his long-shot Republican presidential bid on Thursday and endorsed former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.

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People were in shock over Tancredo’s announcement. We called voters all across the country to get their reactions:

From Philadelphia: “Tom who?”

From Detroit: “Was he the guy from Dancing With the Stars?”

From New York City: “Who the fuck is Tom Tancredo?”

In other news, presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani was in the hospital, complaining of flu-like symptoms. Officers from the New York City Police Department were immediately dispatched to bring Giuliani’s wife, Judith Nathan, magazines, coffee, and a candy bar as she waited for her husband.

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8 responses to “Tom Tancredo Out!!

  1. TRM

    Tom who? Funny:)

    “Anyone who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and anyone who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.”

  2. nonnie9999

    and then there are those over 30, conservative, and dumb as a box of rocks–really, really stupid rocks. to wit (or rather, nitwit), one george w. bush.

  3. nightowl724

    That’s it! I cry FOUL for false advertising, nons! When I read your headline, I thought Tancredo had “outed himself!” So many other Republicans have lately shown themselves to be, well, you know…

    How funny that you didn’t even need to change the movie tag line for this snide-screen scream! Nice one, nonnie!

    My attorney will contact you in the morning to arrange a settlement.

  4. nonnie9999

    who knows, nightowl? maybe this was tom’s way of outing himself. it didn’t take him any time at all to declare his love for mittsie.

  5. Got a Grip

    I think we’ll find out down the road that Tommyboy has a thang for young girls with a really deep tan and a spanish accent……

  6. nonnie9999

    gotta,
    i wouldn’t doubt it. these guys seem to fight hardest against that which they secretly yearn for the most. he can double date with lou dobbs and his mexican wife.

  7. Got a Grip

    Yes, it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. Okay, it is funny and at the same time sad. What kind of guilt must they have been subjected to as children to bring on this kind of reaction. And don’t they ever grow up?

  8. TRM

    #19 of the top 20 ways liberals are destroying america has been posted over at D=S so go on over and get your daily dose of “right”

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