While poor Judy is looking for a ride to the mall so she can exchange her Christmas gifts, I wanted to show you the card she sent to the Raisin:
She had a lovely poem inside:
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HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
HAhahahahaha!!!! Poor Judy, I’d actually feel sorry for anyone who’d be married to that POS, although Judy’s unfortunate behavior of screwing a married man certainly counteracts any sympathy she might have garnered . Donna Hanover is thanking her lucky stars she got dumped by Ghouliani, I’m sure…..
i think judy and doo….i mean rudy were meant for each other. they are both self-centered, selfish, and greedy. i hope they are miserable together for a very long time. they can borrow each other’s clothes.
Yep, two peas in a pod, in matching stilletos…..
Just think of all the trade up from the NYPD to the Federal level. Judy could have an aircraft carrier sail up the Patomic to take her to the mall and Marine I to pick up her cleaning. She will have to keep an eye on who Rudy entertains in Linclon’s bedroom, however.
i think rudy has learned his lesson. he got caught in gracie mansion and was kicked out. why take a chance in the lincoln bedroom when he can have his mistresses stashed all over camp david?
Rudy and Judy,
In a Christmas tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes sex,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Judy in a police carriage!
That’s not it!
That’s not all!
Here comes Rudy straight from city hall!
Rudy and Judy,
On the campaign trail,
Please, Mister Santa, make sure they fail!
nonnie be funny – spread the word!
The NYPD sleigh and the melancholy snowman…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
oops, nightowl, i think you got the order wrong. judy got police escorts before they were married. of course, there were all those threats–you know, the stores threatening to close before she got to the sale, etc.. oh, the horror!!!!
Doh!
Hey… Where’s my turtle wax?
Clever nightowl!! The order may be a bit off, but the rhyming was perfect. Are you going to give nons a run for her money in the snark department? 😉
the turtle wax will be arriving by turtle. give it time. perhaps a few decades or so.
Thanks, gotta, but nobody can outsnark nonnie!
nonnie, that method of delivery gives new meaning to the phrase “ground service.”
You’ll know it’s for you when it gets there, nightowl. That delivery turtle will be very, very shiny….. 😉
i hope those people i paid for the turtle wax are not part of some kind of shell game. i might have been ripped off (which would probably make it the 57th or 58th time this month!)! 😯
Shell game. Har-dee-har-har. Don’t try to use that as an excuse!
PS LOVED the title on this one, too!
Yeah, gotta, it will be so shiny that I night need to borrow ol’ Judy-there’s shades!
A noun and a verb and then 9/11! Hooooooo aggggghhhhh!
Another fine card, my friend.
Peace…
thanks poetryman! these people are just a fount of comic inspiration.