Yearly Archives: 2007

A Grown Man Called Scooter? That’s Just Criminal!

Hopefully, in the near future:
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BooHoo Boehner

I’ve been meaning to ask–what’s with John Boehner (R-PMS OH) lately? He can’t seem to address the House without bursting into tears. Check it out!
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Again Monica?

I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself!
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(From left to right: Carol Lam, John McKay, Al Fredo Chihuahua, Monica Loose Lips Goodling, David Iglesias, Bud Cummins, Margaret Chiara.

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If the Devil is in the Details….

then….
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Monica Goodling in Her Own Words

Okay, a few of my words, too. While I have not yet seen the testimony, I have seen snippets and have read the press reports. Ms Goodling was dressed appropriately for her testimony in front of the House Judiciary committee. She wanted the country to see her as she sees herself:
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Is It a First for a Second to Have Taken the Fifth?

Wowza, kids!! Not only is Monica Goodling set to testify (did you mark your calendars like I told you to do?), but now there is a new Bushie Bimbo in the crosshairs, and she is pleading the fifth, too! Yay!!!

From Bloomberg:

Susan Ralston, former executive assistant to presidential adviser Karl Rove, is seeking immunity from prosecution before testifying about any knowledge she has of contacts between administration officials and lobbyist Jack Abramoff, a House committee disclosed yesterday.

Representative Henry Waxman, chairman of the House Oversight Committee, said the panel will seek information elsewhere before deciding whether to grant Ralston’s request, according to a memo to committee members on the panel’s Web site.

Before working for Rove, Ralston was an assistant to Abramoff, who is in jail for pleading guilty to conspiracy to corrupt public officials, mail fraud and tax evasion.

Karl Rove in JackyBoy’s pocket, or the other way around? Whatevah!
So, it seems that, so far, the House Oversight Committee is not yet…
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Vote of Confidence…..that He’ll Screw Up Again!

From ABC News:

Frustrated over the apparent political firing of U.S. attorneys, among other things, Democratic Sens. Chuck Schumer of New York and Dianne Feinstein of California announced last week that they would seek to hold a no-confidence vote about Gonzales on the floor of the Senate.

From The Hill:

Reps. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) and Artur Davis (D-Ala.) introduced a resolution Monday urging President Bush to fire Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

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….but Chimpy still thinks his Fredo has a shitload of dirt on him is doin’ a heckuva job!

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Mark Your Calendars, Kids!!

Wednesday, May 23rd!!! What’s Wednesday, May 23rd? Well, it’s the day my car payment is due, but that’s not what’s important. It’s also the day that Monica Goodling testifies before the House Judiciary Committee!!! Do you have any idea what this means? Well, for one thing, I will have a lot more pictures of her to play around with. But, almost as good as that, she has been granted limited immunity, so she could very well seal the fate of her boss, Alberto Stick-A-Fork-In-Me-I’m-Done Gonzales and, perhaps, Karl My-Fingerprints-Are-All-Over-This Rove!
Do you think there might be a little tension in the House chamber?
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