See Ya!!

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G. I. Schmo

For all of you who think the war in Iraq is not going too well, put your fears to rest!! Senator Joe Lieberman (FU I-CT), practically walking in the footsteps of his buddy, presidential hopeful, Senator John McCain (SOL R-AZ), visited a market in Baghdad. He purchased a pair of rose-colored glasses, and then declared the surge a success.

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Journalism 101

Lesson One: A journalist should never be a stenographer for the powers-that-be.

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Jerry Falwell Is Not Dead!

That clever scamp, Jerry Falwell, had us all fooled! While it was reported that he died at the age of 73, he really just went undercover in, of all places, Poland!! You forgot Poland, didn’t you? Don’t feel bad, everyone does. Anyway, Ol’ Jerry’s cover got blown (oops! Are you allowed to say blown and Jerry’s name in the same sentence?) as he continues to fight the Global War on Homosexuality (GWOH). Check out this item from BBC news:

A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.

The spokesperson for children’s rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.

“I noticed he was carrying a woman’s handbag,” she told a magazine. “At first, I didn’t realise he was a boy.”

That never would have happened without Reverend Jerry’s influence. Still not convinced? Well, some pictures surfaced after Jerry was spotted in Poland this week.

That woman he is with looks so familiar, but I just can’t remember where I have seen her before…oh, nevermind, it’ll come to me.
Still not convinced? Here’s more proof!

Go, All Ye Faithful

Yet another one bites the dust. Sara Taylor, one of Karl Rove’s hitwomen accomplices handmaidens top aides, who has been with the present criminal organization administration since the 2000 Chimpy campaign, has cleaned out her desk. Oh, did i mention that the Senate Judiciary Committee has approved a subpoena for Sara? Yeah, they want to talk to her about Gonzogate the U. S. Attorney firings. Color me crazy, but if she is working for Rove, I have to wonder if she is cleaning out more than her desk. Could she be….

Where the hell are all those emails and memos?

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Gonzogate: It’s Almost Comical!

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A Degree of Indignation

Andrew Card, Chimpy’s George W. Bush’s former chief of staff, having no gravely ill Attorney General in Intensive Care to intrude on, went to UMass Amherst on Friday to pick up an honorary degree. Not so fast, Andy! See what happened! Why were the protests of so many students and faculty ignored? It stinks!

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Read the full editorial in the Waltham MA Daily News Tribune.