Yearly Archives: 2007

Rudy, Tooty, Letch, and Cootie

There’s an old saying, “You are known by the company you keep.” Let’s take a look at who Rudy Giuliani has been hanging around with!
null
Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

15 Comments

Filed under 2008 election, Bernie Kerik, Corruption, D.C. Madam, David Vitter, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, humor, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, snark, Thomas Ravenel

Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled multimillionaire soccer players yearning to breathe free…

Originally from the Miami Herald:

International soccer star David Beckham and wife Victoria, formerly Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, don’t wait months or years to enter the United States legally.

Beckham’s status, bankroll and his attorney see to that. He receives approval for his visa within two weeks. Accommodating U.S. State Department officials grant him after-hours appointments and have asked him to pose for photos.

null
Original movie poster.
Continue reading

16 Comments

Filed under David Beckham, humor, Immigration, movies, parody, politics, snark, Soccer, Sports, Victoria Beckham

Don’t Get Harried, Chimpy, Get Harriet!

With Monica Goodling flapping her lips all over Capitol Hill, and Sara Taylor not zipping up her piehole in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee (despite a magical letter from White House counsel Fred Fielding that excused her from gym for the rest of the school year asserted executive privilege), it isn’t surprising that Chimpy has said, “The hell with Laura and Barney, from now on, Harriet Miers is……..”
null
Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

6 Comments

Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Barney, Chimpy, Condoleezza Rice, Fred Fielding, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, House Judiciary Committee, humor, John Conyers, Justice Department, Laura Bush, Linda Sanchez, Monica Goodling, movies, parody, Sara Taylor, Scooter Libby, Senate Judiciary Committee, snark, White House scandals

“I Have a Letter” is the New “I Don’t Recall”!

First Monica Goodling, and now the sequel.
From the Washington Post:

It took just nine minutes into the question-and-answer session this morning for Sara M. Taylor to make her first “very-clear-letter” reference. The former White House political director, appearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee about its ongoing investigation into the firings last year of U.S. attorneys, was asked whether she had ever spoken directly to President Bush about the dismissals.

“I have a very clear letter from Mr. Fielding,” Taylor began at 10:40 a.m., pointing to the letter from White House Counsel Fred Fielding that has “directed” Taylor not to testify about internal deliberations and external communications while she worked in the West Wing.

Didn’t make for a very exciting hearing. In fact, I would have to say it was….
null
Original movie poster.
Continue reading

4 Comments

Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Arlen Specter, Ben Cardin, Bud Cummins, Charles Schumer, Chimpy, Dick Cheney, Dick Durbin, Fred Fielding, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, Harriet Miers, humor, Justice Department, Karl Rove, Kyle Sampson, Monica Goodling, movies, parody, Patrick Leahy, politics, Republicans, Sara Taylor, Senate Judiciary Committee, Sheldon Whitehouse, snark, Tim Griffin, White House scandals

What Exactly Was the……..

null
Original DVD cover.
What did Louisiana senator, David Vitter, purchase? Perhaps the Washington Post can help us figure it all out:
Continue reading

12 Comments

Filed under D.C. Madam, David Vitter, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, humor, Louisiana, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Scandals, snark

The “Party of Cover-Up”

From the Baltimore Sun:

WASHINGTON // The White House told congressional leaders yesterday that President Bush was asserting executive privilege in response to the request for access to senior officials and documents about the firings of eight U.S. attorneys last year. The sweeping declaration said that turning over such evidence would harm the president’s ability to obtain candid advice from aides.

πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Like Chimpy listens to anyone other than Deadeye Dick, and like Deadeye Dick takes advice from anyone!!!!
null
Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

5 Comments

Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Chimpy, Corruption, Dick Cheney, Fred Fielding, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, Harriet Miers, humor, Karl Rove, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Sara Taylor, Senate Judiciary Committee, snark, White House scandals

It’s Official! We Have a Wiener!!

July 9 (Bloomberg) — President George W. Bush ordered two former aides not to answer questions from Congress about the firings of eight U.S. attorneys.
The White House conveyed the directive in letters to lawyers for former Counsel Harriet Miers and Sara Taylor, the ex-White House political director. Taylor is scheduled to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee in two days. White House Counsel Fred Fielding, Miers’s successor, also wrote to House and Senate lawmakers leading the congressional inquiry.

“The president feels compelled to assert executive privilege with respect to the testimony sought,” said Fielding’s letter to the lawmakers. He said he was informing attorneys for the two former aides “of his direction to Ms. Taylor and Mrs. Miers not to provide this testimony.”

null
Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

7 Comments

Filed under Alberto Gonzales, Chimpy, Corruption, Dick Cheney, Fred Fielding, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, Harriet Miers, humor, Justice Department, Karl Rove, movies, parody, Patrick Leahy, politics, Republicans, Sara Taylor, Senate Judiciary Committee, snark, White House scandals

Between Iraq and a Hard Place

From The New York Times:

WASHINGTON, July 7 β€” Democratic voters are not the only ones bitter over their party’s failure to use new Congressional power to force a withdrawal of troops from Iraq. Senator Harry Reid, the occasionally obstreperous Democratic leader, is upset as well.
β€œWe haven’t done enough,” said Mr. Reid, a onetime moderate who has evolved into one of the party’s most fervent critics of the war.

null
Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

8 Comments

Filed under Chimpy, Democrats, George W. Bush, Harry Reid, humor, Iraq War, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Russ Feingold, snark, Troop withdrawal