Mister Fix-it

From News Hounds:

Pat Robertson, who publicly endorsed Rudy Giuliani for president last fall, appeared on FOX and Friends to talk up his candidate this morning 1/17/08. Explaining why he supports Giuliani, he casually made mention that he expects Giuliani to make court appointments to his liking.

…snip…

Robertson supported Huckabee for governor of Arkansas, but Giuliani would be best suited for the job because he has experience in

“handling a complex organization.” He said Giuliani also “has experience in the Justice Department; he knows about judges. He’s got a good fix on who we want to put in.”

(video available at News Hounds)
Oh, Pat! You think you can fix things by erasing the separation between church and state, but the truth is…..
youcantfixstupid-1
Original DVD cover.

What else is old Pat up to (besides leg-pressing a ton)? From U.S. News & World Report:

Rudy Giuliani […] is reaching for an unusual E-mail list for help: a collection of 25 million Christian evangelicals. We hear that Rudy’s church ally, Christian Broadcasting Network founder Pat Robertson, is making overtures to the list’s owner, Alabama-based Optimum Impact.

Up to now, the list was only made available to Huckleberry and Ron Paul. Ron Paul? Yep, that’s what it says!

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7 responses to “Mister Fix-it

  1. Friend of the court

    Strange bedfellows, indeed. Did Pat say that Rudy is best because he has experience in fixing judges? Dang. These guys don’t even bother making up stories, anymore. Rudy is bad luck.

  2. nonnie9999

    i think some of the fundies are feeling a bit desperate. they know that the days of their political influence are waning quickly. therefore, old pat attached himself to rudy’s coattails, thinking that rudy was going to win. alas, he backed the wrong horse. instead of rudy winning, and old pat declaring another victory for the ranting right, he will have to admit that fundie power ain’t what it used to be.

  3. Friend of the court

    If there were no other reason for seperation of church and state, Robertson would be plenty. The thought of him having any say about the appointment of federal judges makes my skin crawl.

  4. nonnie9999

    i wouldn’t want that batshit crazy-assed hypocrite picking the dogcatcher.

  5. handling a complex organization.” He said Giuliani also “has experience in the Justice Department; he knows about judges. He’s got a good fix on who we want to put in.”

    i love the word FIX….like the fix is in

    poor pat, he is just gonna have to go back wishing for Chavez to be assassinated

  6. nightowl724

    nons, great little button Pat’s wearing there and I dig the substitution of the crucifix for the cigar!

    fotc, I laughed at your line about how they don’t even bother to lie anymore… right up until when I cried over its truthiness.

  7. nonnie9999

    dcAp,
    that’s exactly what i thought about his using the word fix. the title i used originally was the fix is in! maybe i shouldn’t have changed it.

    nightowl,
    someone at dkos wanted to buy a button like that! i joked that i should have it for sale on cafepress. the original crucifix was very pretty. i changed it to gold so it would show up better.

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