My mom can beat up your boyfriend!

MIAMI, Jan 21 (Reuters) – Republican John McCain threatened to call out his nonagenarian mother on Monday to get actor Chuck Norris to stop talking about him being too old to serve as president.

“I’m going to send my 95-year-old mother to just go over and wash Chuck Norris’ mouth out with soap,” McCain quipped at a new conference.

Original DVD cover.

Here’s what the genius, Chuck Norris (who will turn 68 in March) said:

Now if John takes over the presidency at 72, and he ages three-to-one, how old will he be in four years? He’ll be 84 years old… That’s why I didn’t pick John to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president will wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency.

What does Chuckie’s crush, Scabby McHuckleberry say about it all? From CBS News:

When told John McCain said Chuck Norris should have his mouth washed out for calling him too old, Huckabee smiled and said, “Look, I don’t mess with Chuck Norris, okay?”

What a bunch of macho men these Republicans are, huh?

Depending on how the polls say this new tough strategy is playing, the McCain team is prepared to scrap the old Straight Talk Express and use the new bus they have waiting in the wings..


Filed under 2008 election, humor, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

6 responses to “My mom can beat up your boyfriend!

  1. Friend of the court

    Wow, I had no idea that Mom McCain was such a tough old bird. She should have washed out Jonnie’s mouth for that “Bomb, bomb, bomb….bomb, bomb Iran.”, song. Maybe, now that old Fred has left the field, our right wing friend can throw his support to the old lady. 🙂

  2. nonnie9999

    remember her remarks about mormons?
    “As far as the Salt Lake City thing, he’s a Mormon and the Mormons of Salt Lake City had caused that scandal. And to clean that up, again, it’s not a subject.”
    yeah, johnny, keep dragging out dear old mom and let her keep speaking her mind. i wonder what she thinks about episcopalians like her son. oops 😳 i mean baptists!

  3. nightowl724

    fotc, you make me laugh with your comments!

    nonnie, it’s amazing how you managed to get McCain and Norris with expressions so close to those on Lemmon and Matthau on the original. And, McCain appears to be holding his breath as if he is having a temper tantrum.

    Wherever did Norris come up with the idea that older people age in dog years? Is there any science behind this?

  4. nonnie9999

    do you have any idea how many hours i spend staring at faces? there are a few, like mccain’s face in this poster that i have used more than once. there are some chimpy expressions that are indelibly sealed in my memory. i will never sleep well again.
    norris was using chuckmatics. you take someone’s age, add to it the number of years in question times 3, then you realize that you are a stupid numbnut whom nobody is going to listen to anyway.

  5. nonnie9999

    hey kids!
    don’t forget that it’s wednesday, and that means you should head on down to the street!

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