MIAMI, Jan 21 (Reuters) – Republican John McCain threatened to call out his nonagenarian mother on Monday to get actor Chuck Norris to stop talking about him being too old to serve as president.
“I’m going to send my 95-year-old mother to just go over and wash Chuck Norris’ mouth out with soap,” McCain quipped at a new conference.
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Here’s what the genius, Chuck Norris (who will turn 68 in March) said:
Now if John takes over the presidency at 72, and he ages three-to-one, how old will he be in four years? He’ll be 84 years old… That’s why I didn’t pick John to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president will wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency.
What does Chuckie’s crush, Scabby McHuckleberry say about it all? From CBS News:
When told John McCain said Chuck Norris should have his mouth washed out for calling him too old, Huckabee smiled and said, “Look, I don’t mess with Chuck Norris, okay?”
What a bunch of macho men these Republicans are, huh?
Depending on how the polls say this new tough strategy is playing, the McCain team is prepared to scrap the old Straight Talk Express and use the new bus they have waiting in the wings..