Diebold, But Not Da Beautiful

Yeah, I know you were probably expecting something about the State of the Union speech, but, c’mon, what is there to say? The state of the union sucks, and Chimpy’s an asshole. There. Done. And to think the idiot talking heads on tv took hours and hours and hours to say that very same thing.
As a resident of Floriduhhhhh, I am quite relieved that the vote was today, as now we won’t be bombarded with campaign ads for a while. In other words, today marks the end of….
Original DVD cover.

It was getting ugly down here, lemme tell ‘ya. The gloves were off, and Mittsie and John McLiebercain were are each other’s throats. From The New York Times:

TAMPA, Fla. — The Republican contest for Florida ended in acrimony on Monday as the two leading candidates traded attacks, aggressively courting voters across the Florida peninsula in a primary battle that could produce a clear front-runner for the party’s presidential nomination before a virtual national primary next week.

The sparring, between Mitt Romney and Senator John McCain of Arizona, came as polls showed the race a statistical tie between them, with Rudolph W. Giuliani and Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, lagging.


Mr. Romney, former governor of Massachusetts, began attacking at dawn, accusing Mr. McCain of allying himself with liberal Democrats in the Senate and betraying conservative principles on legislation involving immigration, the environment and campaign finance.

“If you want that kind of a liberal Democratic course as president, then you can vote for him,” Mr. Romney said at a Texaco gas station in West Palm Beach at 6:30 a.m. “But those three pieces of legislation, those aren’t conservative. Those aren’t Republican.”


Mr. McCain volleyed back by describing Mr. Romney as a serial flip-flopper who had taken multiple positions on a variety of issues, including gay rights, global warming and immigration. “People, just look at his record as governor,” Mr. McCain said at a shipyard in Jacksonville. “He has been entirely consistent. He has consistently taken two sides of every major issue, sometimes more than two.”

Ooh, snap!

Both campaigns spent liberally on television and radio advertising and have been placing automated phone calls carrying negative messages about each other. Romney aides said on Monday that some of their candidate’s Cuban-American supporters had received phone calls saying Mr. Romney favored normalized relations with Fidel Castro’s Cuba, a blasphemy to most Cuban émigrés. Mr. McCain’s staff said it was not responsible for the calls.


[…]with polls showing the race in Florida to be neck and neck, it was Mr. McCain who went on the offensive against Mr. Romney over the weekend, ending something of an unofficial truce that had helped produce a relatively gentle Republican debate last week in Boca Raton.

Mr. McCain accused Mr. Romney of having called in the spring for a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq, likening him to the Democrats in his approach to the conflict.

Mr. Romney denounced the charge as false, and his traveling press secretary, Eric Fehrnstrom, said Mr. McCain’s accusation “raises the ante” and forced Mr. Romney to “respond in kind.”

This was followed by taunts of:
Up your nose with a rubber hose! (Hey! Is that waterboarding?)
Oh, yeah? Well, I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
From there, the conversation insults devolved into:
I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
You’re a big fat doodyhead!


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17 responses to “Diebold, But Not Da Beautiful

  1. TRM

    you said doodyhead…

  2. Got a Grip

    The lightening bolts appear to be giving Rudy some sort of shock treatment. I hear that’s in again for various mental afflictions. I wonder which one they narrowed it down to for the diagnosis….

  3. nonnie9999

    i said doodyhead and not shithead, because i am nice. 😀 <—proof of niceness

    i think rudy is just hoping to grow back some hair. his scalp has been chilly ever since he gave up his comb-over. either that or it is some kind of frankenstein-like attempt to give life to a dead campaign.

  4. Friend of the court

    OMG! Rudy looks done. Who will protect us now? The terrists will get us. No one else has the experience to keep us safe. Maybe, we better keep Bush/Cheney, so the islamofacistinsergentdeadenderpeoplewho hateusforourfreedom can’t harm us.

  5. nightowl724

    The “Terror in the Tropics” concept.

    “Diebold, But Not Da Beautiful.”

    This group of “terr’ists.”

  6. Nonnie! I love this one!

    But, I am so sad tonight. My favorite thug is pulling out of the race. Who will wake the sheeple now? Without Rudy to show us the error of our ways, the sheeple will go back to feeling safe, and they won’t notice when the next “leader of the free world with authority to torture”. . . . . does.

    Rudy, you could have saved us. Now I’m afraid you will just be consigned to hell (which I’m fairly certain consists of a cubicle where you will spend eternity monitoring the email from my sewing circle, and wondering where all the good terrorists went).

  7. nonnie9999

    do not fret, kids!! 🙂
    you will see rudy and the others again. in fact, you will see them tomorrow at American Street. can’t tell you more than that, or i will ruin the surprise. hell, you might see them here tomorrow, too. i have no idea, because i haven’t even started working on anything yet. any requests? 😕

  8. TRM

    Yes!!! A tribute to the GOP! But I know you’ll just “doodyhead” them…

  9. in2thefray

    Nonnie why do you make fun of McCain ? He’s not a Republican.
    I applaud your creativity. You made some good picks on placement and the title is kicking.I so wish you’d have a minor and very temporary brain condition that would allow you to unleash your talent on the Clinton/Obama/MSM drama. It is equally squalid. Stay safe though. Take care.

  10. nonnie9999

    why do i make fun of mccain? because he’s there! 😆 seriously, there comes a point where they are all parodies of themselves. i won’t pick on the democratic candidates. i leave that to the other side. the dramas on the dem side are mostly small kerfuffles that are made huge by the ridiculous msm. on the rethug side, i disagree with their policies. when mccain is on a stage singing about bombing iran and giggling about it, i find that frightening. when mittsie rambles on and on about freedom and religion being 2 sides of the same coin, it makes me believe that he doesn’t understand what this country is really about.
    but who knows, i2tf. perhaps the dems will piss me off enough one day to poke fun at them. stay tuned. 😉
    you take care, too. 😀

  11. nonnie9999

    it’s wednesday, kids! don’t forget to check out american street!

  12. TRM

    Whats this insipid “American Street” you speak of???

    You owe me $25 for dry cleaning Nonnie. Upon visiting your treacherous “site” I hurled on my shirt….. 😦 Afterwards I prayed for death… the liberalness of it all caused a complete mental breakdown in my right wing conservative soul, I have been sinned upon, you will pay for your transgressions, your plants will be soiled…


  13. TRM

    ———–> 🙂
    I forgot this so you would think I’m kidding

  14. nonnie9999

    you’ll be okay, trm. i think you might be watching the rethug debate, and that is the real reason for your enriching your local drycleaner. 😀
    p.s. i have no plants, so find something else to pee on. 😉

  15. TRM

    In my distress I peed on the neighbors rottweiler…

    those things can run fast!

  16. nonnie9999

    trm, you had better be careful. i don’t think you want to take out certain things and start wagging them in front of rottweilers.

  17. TRM

    I’ve heard thier vision is not that great,, hopefully he will not be able to see it 🙂
    ok enough of this talk! Back to bashing the left I go…..