Maybe Denny’s has a small room in the back….

From Phoenix Business Journal:

A Tuesday fundraiser headlined by President Bush for U.S. Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign is being moved out of the Phoenix Convention Center.

Sources familiar with the situation said the Bush-McCain event was not selling enough tickets to fill the Convention Center space, and that there were concerns about more anti-war protesters showing up outside the venue than attending the fundraiser inside.

Original DVD cover.

Bush’s Arizona fundraising effort for McCain is being moved to private residences in the Phoenix area. A White House official said the event was being moved because the McCain campaign prefers private fundraisers and it is Bush administration policy to have events in public venues open to the media.


Tickets to the event were to range from $1,000 to $25,000 for VIP treatment. Money was to go toward McCain’s presidential bid and a number of Republican Party organs.

Anti-war protesters were planning to be out in force. President Bush’s job approval rating stands at 31 percent, according to

The McCain campaign referred questions on the fundraiser change to the White House press office.


Filed under 2008 election, Chimpy, George W. Bush, humor, Iraq War, John McCain, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

17 responses to “Maybe Denny’s has a small room in the back….

  1. jlms qkw - jenn

    you put the repub brand right in the middle! i like looking at the details!

    send kind thoughts to salt lake on wednesday – w stops here after his adventures in arizona. word is he’s meeting with the new lds leaders. yahoo.

  2. hi jenn ๐Ÿ˜€ !
    i thought it needed a little sumpin’ sumpin’ in the middle to break up the monotony. i certainly couldn’t leave the peace sign from the original!
    is chimpy still popular in utah? i think i remember reading that it is the one state where they can still stand him.

  3. nightowl724


    The story itself was funny enough already, but you made it, well, HYSTERICAL!

    Have you noticed how Captain Underpants darts his eyes and clears his throat several times before he starts lying or bluffing? (So, basically, ALL the time is what I’m saying.) I’m sure that’s why “The McCain campaign referred questions on the fundraiser change to the White House press office.”

  4. nightowl,
    they had to refer questions to dana’s office, because they were so damned embarrassed! ๐Ÿ˜ณ what are they going to say? well, we haven’t been able to determine who is keeping people away, the preznit or the nominee. now dana can think of something like, cuban missile crisis? what’s that? it will make as much sense as everything else she says.
    capt u wouldn’t last very long in a poker game. he has so many tells, he needs joe mcliebercain and lindseypoo with him at all times to cover up the twitching. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  5. nightowl724

    Soon to be released in hard cover:”The Tells and the Twitches – The Failed McCain Campaign.”

  6. tells and twitches–yet another lobbyist group, this one for the big casinos.

  7. Got a Grip


    The article says “Money was to go toward McCainโ€™s presidential bid and a number of Republican Party organs.” Does that mean it’s going to buy lots of socks to stuff their codpieces with?

  8. gotta! ๐Ÿ˜†
    i was wondering if i was the only one who noticed that!! of course, what you thought was my first thought, but then i considered whether they might be investing in musical instruments for their party’s funeral! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. Got a Grip

    Or maybe they’re going to buy hearts to fill their hollow chest cavities, or extra kidneys and bladders so they can pi$$ on the Constitution. Maybe they need a few colons to give them the intestinal fortitude to shoulder on though what looks like a bad patch for rethugs this election year. Or maybe they’ll just invest in Viagra, penile implants and those “enhancement pumps” (and breast implants for the ladies, you know)…… ๐Ÿ˜†

  10. Dammit, gotta, you’re right!!! they are going to use all that money to keep cheney alive!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  11. nightowl724

    IT LIVES!!!

    nonnie + gotta = funny

  12. it’s the gonnie…..notta…..gotnie…..nonta….it’s the gotta and nonnie show! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. Got a Grip

    No, no, it’s the nonnie and gotta show! nonnie plays second fiddle to no one. I’m just the loyal sidekick, the Ed McMahon of Hysterical Raisins.

    You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be forever plagued by silly puns keeping you awake at night while you chuckle…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. gotta,
    it’s the raisinette show! everyone here plays an important part. but the rest of what you said was right….laugh, cry, and forever be plagued by bad puns. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  15. Got a Grip

    Right you are, nonnie, right you are. The Raisinettes rule!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  16. now we just need the uniforms! ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. nightowl724

    … and the tissues!