Witless Protection Program

From Frank Rich at The New York Times:

THEY thought they were being so slick. When the McCain campaign abruptly moved last Tuesday’s fund-raiser with President Bush from the Phoenix Convention Center to a private home, it was the next best thing to sending the loathed lame duck into the witness protection program. John McCain and Mr. Bush were caught on camera together for a mere 26 seconds, and at 9 p.m. Eastern time, safely after the networks’ evening newscasts. The two men’s furtive encounter on the Phoenix airport tarmac, as captured by a shaky, inaudible long shot on FoxNews.com, could have been culled from a surveillance video.

But for the McCain campaign, any “Mission Accomplished” high-fives had to be put on hold. That same evening Politico.com broke the news of Scott McClellan’s memoir, and it was soon All Bush All the Time in the mediasphere. Or more to the point: All Iraq All the Time, for the deceitful origins of the war in Iraq are the major focus of the former press secretary’s tell-all.

Original DVD cover

There is no news in his book, hardly the first to charge that the White House used propaganda to sell its war and that the so-called liberal media were “complicit enablers” of the con job. The blowback by the last Bush defenders is also déjà vu. The claims that Mr. McClellan was “disgruntled,” “out of the loop,” two-faced, and a “sad” head case are identical to those leveled by Bush operatives (including Mr. McClellan) at past administration deserters like Paul O’Neill, Richard Clarke, John DiIulio and Matthew Dowd.

So why the fuss? Mr. McClellan isn’t a sizzling TV personality, or, before now, a household name beyond the Beltway.


Americans don’t like being lied to by their leaders, especially if there are casualties involved and especially if there’s no accountability. We view it as a crime story, and we won’t be satisfied until there’s a resolution.

That’s why the original sin of the war’s conception remains a political flash point, however much we tune out Iraq as it grinds on today. Even a figure as puny as Mr. McClellan can ignite it. The Democrats portray Mr. McCain as offering a third Bush term, but it’s a third term of the war that’s his bigger problem. Even if he locks the president away in a private home, the war will keep seeping under the door, like the blood in “Sweeney Todd.”

Mr. McCain and his party are in denial about this. “Elections are about the future” is their mantra.


But the large American majority that judges the war a mistake remains constant (more than 60 percent). For all the talk of the surge’s “success,” the number of Americans who think the country is making progress in Iraq is down nine percentage points since February (to 37 percent) in the latest Pew survey. The number favoring a “quick withdrawal” is up by seven percentage points (to 56 percent).

It’s extremely telling that when Gen. David Petraeus gave his latest progress report before the Senate 10 days ago, his testimony aroused so little coverage and public interest that few even noticed his admission that those much-hyped October provincial elections in Iraq would probably not happen before November (after our Election Day, wanna bet?).


There are other signs of Iraq’s durable political lethality as well. Looking for a bright spot in their loss of three once-safe House seats in special elections this spring, Republicans have duly noted that the Democrats who won in Louisiana and Mississippi were social “conservatives,” anti-abortion and pro-gun. They failed to notice that all three Democratic winners, including the two in the South, oppose the war. Even more remarkably, new polling in Texas finds that an incumbent Republican senator and Bush rubber stamp, John Cornyn, is only four percentage points ahead of his Democratic challenger, Rick Noriega, a fierce war critic who served in Afghanistan.


The Republican brand’s crisis is instead blamed exclusively on excessive spending, scandal and earmarks — it’s all the fault of Tom DeLay’s K Street Project, Jack Abramoff and that Alaskan “bridge to nowhere.”

This transcends denial; it’s group psychosis. Nowhere is this syndrome more apparent than in the profuse punditry of Karl Rove, who never cites Iraq as a problem for Mr. McCain (if he refers to it at all) and flatly assured George Stephanopoulos last Sunday that Mr. McCain has no need to make a “clean break” from Mr. Bush.

[Mr. McCain] didn’t just cast a vote [for the Iraq war] but was a drumbeater for the propaganda Mr. McClellan cites, including the neocon fantasies of a newly democratic Middle East. On “Hardball” and “Meet the Press” in March 2003, Mr. McCain invoked that argument, along with the promise that Americans would be “welcomed as liberators,” to assert the war would be “one of the best things that’s happened to America.”

To cover up these poor judgments now — and questionable actions, including his public boosting of Ahmad Chalabi, then a lobbying client of the current McCain campaign guru, Charles Black — Mr. McCain is hoping that the “liberal media” will once again be complicit enablers.


Now Mr. McCain is chastising Mr. Obama for not having visited Iraq since 2006 — a questionable strategy, you’d think, given that Mr. McCain’s own propagandistic visit to a “safe” Baghdad market is one of his biggest embarrassments. Then again, in his frantic efforts to explain why he sided with Mr. Bush to oppose an expanded G.I. bill that the Senate passed by 75 to 22, Mr. McCain has attacked Mr. Obama for not enlisting in the military.

Besides making Mr. McCain look ever angrier next to his serene opponent, this eruption raises the question of why he chose double-standard partisanship over principle by not applying this criterion to the blunderers who took us into Iraq. Unlike Mr. Obama, who was 7 years old in 1968, Mr. Bush and company could have served in Vietnam as Mr. McCain did.


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15 responses to “Witless Protection Program

  1. Nice photo man..

    You might wanna digg that one so you can get a lot of traffics.. guranteed… Who can get enough of bush right?


  2. Got a Grip

    Nonnie, I think your cover tonight is very unfair. We all know that your average banana is waaaaay less stupid than Commander Codpiece. Or maybe I’ve got it backwards and the banana is really holding onto a fistful of Bush? 😉

  3. thanks, everydayman, and welcome to the raisin! 😀
    i am embarrassed to say that i have no idea how digg works. 😳 (by the way, i’m not a man.)
    i think that everyone had quite enough of chimpy years ago!

  4. gotta,
    i apologize to any bananas who might have been insulted by what i said. i was talking about chimpy’s other fist, in which he had hold of himself. don’t ask me which part he was holding. i don’t know, and i don’t want to know.

  5. Got a Grip

    EWWWwwww!! My eyes! My eyes! I need to scrub my brain now.

    But I have to say, if he’s holding what I think he’s holding in that other hand, that’s nowhere near a handful unless he’s got a pair of socks in there, too….

  6. nightowl724

    Five stars for the title, right off the bat! Five more for the movie AKA…

  7. gotta,
    he never took off the codpiece. for the first time in his life, he felt like a man, so he keeps it on all the time.

  8. thanks nightowl! 😀
    and those stars are redeemable where?

  9. nightowl724

    They are redeemable at the Raisin Festival, of course!

  10. is that in fresno? i think fresno is the raisin capital.

  11. nightowl724

    Well, there was one in Selma CA, but we missed it:

    And, then there’s one in Blissfield MI next month:

    Think of all the fun the Raisinettes could have!

  12. Got a Grip

    We would indeed have a blast, nightowl. And I’m sure there would be a few people who would never forget us, no matter how much they might want to…. 😉

  13. nightowl724

    gotta, you made me chuckle! I hear MI is lovely in July…

  14. jlms qkw - jenn

    i was tired of w when he owned the texas rangers. stupid mlb owners. that was before he ran against ann richards, even though he was not worthy to kiss the ground upon which she walked.

  15. jenn,
    i don’t understand how people were not sick of him 5 minutes after hearing him speak. he is one of the most unappealing people on the planet.