Hey kids! Guess what! The Raisin view odometer has just rolled past the 50,000 mark, and I thought that, instead of the usual fare, we would celebrate a bit by recapping some of the battles the fearless Raisin has fought. Of course, our main opponent so far has been you-know-who….
….but there have been a lot more enemies to fight along the way. For example, remember David Vitter (R-PAMPERS), hypocrite extraordinaire?
If you look closely, you’ll see that there is a certain someone cheering Raisin ringside.
Here’s a closeup of the action….
Raisin really wanted to fight Larry Craig (R-STILLNOTGAY), but he wouldn’t come out of the bathroom stall!
Nice wide stance there, Larry!
Of course, the fight now is to keep this guy from getting the championship belt….
The Raisin didn’t forget the bloviaters! When you have a gasbag as big as Rush Limbaugh, you can always count on a lift from your faithful friends!
As you know, there are a lot of female evildoers out there, and Raisin would nevah evah beat up a girl! Don’t worry, kids, there are a lot of tough broads in Raisinland!
So sleep well, kids, secure in the knowledge that Raisin will protect what is dear to all of us, just as he always has….
Thank you so much, dear Raisinettes, for all the support you always show Raisin and the Mighty Mikk0mouse. It wouldn’t be any fun without you!