So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

PITTSBURGH (Reuters) – U.S. Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who once sang in jest about bombing Iran, on Tuesday reacted to a report of rising U.S. cigarette exports to the country by saying it may be “a way of killing ’em.”


“Maybe that’s a way of killing ’em,” McCain said to reporters during a campaign stop in Pittsburgh. “I meant that as a joke, as a person who hasn’t had a cigarette in 28 years, 29 years,” he added, laughing.

Again, kids, can someone remind me how this moron isn’t Chimpy II?

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From The New York Times:

PORTSMOUTH, Ohio — Iran’s saber-rattling missile tests quickly became a flash point in the presidential election on Wednesday as Senator John McCain and Senator Barack Obama each seized on the tests to try to validate their differing policies on Iran.

Each man spoke of the growing threat posed by Iran, and each called for tougher penalties against the country. But Mr. Obama called once again for pursuing what he called “direct and aggressive diplomacy with the Iranian regime,” while Mr. McCain warned against that approach and said that the tests highlighted the need for a missile defense system in Europe.

Missile defense system? Think unfiltered, Captain Underpants!

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15 responses to “So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

  1. dummidumbwit

    He can get on the Blue Collar Comedy tour with Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy since he’s likely to have more time in 09, though I think Tommy Lee Jones does the best George W Bush imitations, Obama’s claim to the contrary noted.

  2. hi dummidumbwit!
    welcome to the raisin! 😀
    i think that’s a stellar idea! he should leave immediately so he can rehearse with the rest of the guys.
    does tommy lee jones really do a chimpy imitation? i didn’t know that.

  3. dummidumbwit

    Mind blowing, best I ever seen, tried too google it no result.

  4. nothing on youtube either. when did he do it, dummidumbwit? was he on leno or letterman?

  5. dummidumbwit

    A Larry the Cable guy Foxworthy roast I fear

  6. don’t tell anyone, dummidumbwit, but i think i watched one of those once. 😳

  7. dummidumbwit

    Secret’s safe, I looked it up again they mention him being on the blue collar tour and it was real good W imitation and it’s probably locked up on copyrighted CD’s some day you might see it

  8. i knew i could trust you, dummi (may i call you dummi for short?)! 🙂

  9. jeb

    I bet after the missles fly and explode on Tehran, McBush will light up in the afterglow of satisfaction.

  10. well, he might do that anyway, jeb, since his viagra is paid for under his government-supplied health insurance. 😉 i just wonder, if you smoke a cigarette with the brand name above , would you need a cigarette after having a cigarette?

  11. dummidumbwit

    Unless your on the patch or chewing nicorette

  12. jeb

    Nonnie, after reading about the comments by Phil (still one of the sleaziest scumbags alive) Gramm in the paper today, I do know that that brand of cigs must be the official brand of the McBush campaign. If he does become elected, I’m sure that he’ll find the WH stocked with them by his hugging bunny.

  13. dummi,
    i don’t think they are on the patch. i think they are on the crack.

  14. jeb,
    stay tuned tonight for my take on phil gramm. those ciggies were passed down from the chimpy maladministration. if they had any sense at all, they would realize that, if you are going to invade a country that has a lot of desert, walk the damned mile for a Camel!

  15. dummidumbwit

    Does he or doesn’t he, curious minds are trying to trip him up?