The Hills are Alive with the Sound of BFFs!

From E Online:

Imagine this: John McCain campaigning across America with Heidi Montag!

It’s a possibility. At least Montag thinks so.

A day after lunching in L.A. with the presidential hopeful’s daughter, Meghan, the publicity-hoggin’ reality star said she’s hoping to hit the road to do some GOP stumpin’.


Now, back to that lunch with Meghan…

Montag says the two have become “good friends” since first meeting less than three months ago at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington, D.C.

Original DVD cover.

Who is Heidi Montag? I didn’t know either, kids. She’s some 21-year-old bimbo who appears on MTV’s The Hills and, apparently, cannot afford a bra. Seriously, those puppies are hanging way too low for a 21-year-old (and isn’t that outfit a bit lowcut for the afternoon? Hence the name of the movie above, if you were wondering what the eyeful referred to and hadn’t yet put all of that together). Hell, when I was 21, my boobs were so perky, I had to lean back so I wouldn’t poke out my own eye! But I digress. Well, it seems that she and Captain Underpants’s keffiyeh-wearing little girl are now BFFs! And Heidi just loves her new pal’s dad! From Live Journal:

Earlier this year, Heidi told press, “I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.”

And the feeling is mutual! From Actress Archives:

Shortly after Heidi Montag made the declaration, it was reported that she wasn’t registered to vote. Not to worry! Heidi has taken care of the small issue, and has now registered. We know that’s one vote for McCain. John McCain, not one to alienate the voters responded to Heidi Montag’s endorsement by telling Time magazine, “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support, and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills.”

Is Captain Underpants desperately trying to get the youth vote? I shudder to think where this might be heading….

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And it seems that Meghan’s new friend and a lot of her daddy’s old friends have something in common! Also from Actress Archives:

Perhaps Meghan and Heidi were getting together to speak about Heidi Montag’s love of owning fire arms, a right which we’re sure John McCain would be all about protecting. Heidi Montag and [her idiotic boyfriend famous only for being somewhat famous] Spencer Pratt were recently spotted stocking up on firearms, which Spencer Pratt claimed he needed in order to protect Heidi.

But that’s not the only similarity, kids! Why, you can hardly tell the diff between Meghan’s pal and the people her daddy loves to associate with! From the MTV Newsroom:

In an interview with USA Today, “Hills” Heidi Montag star opened up about her spirituality, her hopes to release a Christian album one day, and her relationship with boyfriend/manager Spencer Pratt.


“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old,” she said. “I always felt this crazy connection to God.”


In the interview, she was also asked about the sex tape that Lauren Conrad had supposedly shot with ex-beau Jason Wahler. “I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag said. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

And you kids thought you were going to miss the antics of Jenna and not-Jenna!


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11 responses to “The Hills are Alive with the Sound of BFFs!

  1. the funniest part is that the paparazzi had no idea who meghan mccain was! 😆 they only asked questions of heidi, though the reason for asking this moron anything eludes me.

  2. jeb

    OK Nonnie, as is my kibbitzing nature, I’m going to point out another parody opportunity here. As I read this, all I could think of was Kevin Spacey leering over his daughter’s blonde friend in American Beauty (great film). It’s just too creepy.

    As you said, I have no idea who Heidi is, what her reality show is or why anyone would stump for CU. If I were to pass from this earth without any of these questions being answered, that would be cool too.

  3. jeb,
    i don’t know whether to laugh or puke. i don’t want to do both at once, because i might choke to death. i don’t think capt underpants has the hots for heidi. she isn’t a lobbyist, and i doubt that she has enough money for his tastes.
    i’ve missed you jeb! have you moved yet?

  4. nightowl724

    Que? My bimbo BFF and I like always talk about our love of guns, guys, and God. (?) She’s a very pious “sort of non-denominational Baptist” who has had, since she was 2, this “crazy connection to God.” (?)

    nonnie, if I hadn’t read the links, I would have thought you were making up the entire thing!

  5. jeb

    Yep, I’ve arrived. It is interesting and exotic.

  6. nightowl,
    i could never make up anything as entertaining as the daily news is nowadays.

  7. jeb,
    do you like the place? all unpacked? have the kids been there yet?

  8. jeb

    Um no, kids won’t be able to visit me here. I have to back and see them. I partially unpacked but waiting for other stuff to arrive.

  9. awww. how far did you have to move? how often will you get to see them? when i start getting too nosy, just tell me.

  10. jeb

    Not too nosy. I just don’t like to discuss it on a blog. If you want to know more, you can hit me on my email address.

  11. jeb,
    i just wrote to you. look for my email.