From E Online:
Imagine this: John McCain campaigning across America with Heidi Montag!
It’s a possibility. At least Montag thinks so.
A day after lunching in L.A. with the presidential hopeful’s daughter, Meghan, the publicity-hoggin’ reality star said she’s hoping to hit the road to do some GOP stumpin’.
Now, back to that lunch with Meghan…
Montag says the two have become “good friends” since first meeting less than three months ago at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington, D.C.
Original DVD cover.
Who is Heidi Montag? I didn’t know either, kids. She’s some 21-year-old bimbo who appears on MTV’s The Hills and, apparently, cannot afford a bra. Seriously, those puppies are hanging way too low for a 21-year-old (and isn’t that outfit a bit lowcut for the afternoon? Hence the name of the movie above, if you were wondering what the eyeful referred to and hadn’t yet put all of that together). Hell, when I was 21, my boobs were so perky, I had to lean back so I wouldn’t poke out my own eye! But I digress. Well, it seems that she and Captain Underpants’s keffiyeh-wearing little girl are now BFFs! And Heidi just loves her new pal’s dad! From Live Journal:
Earlier this year, Heidi told press, “I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.”
And the feeling is mutual! From Actress Archives:
Shortly after Heidi Montag made the declaration, it was reported that she wasn’t registered to vote. Not to worry! Heidi has taken care of the small issue, and has now registered. We know that’s one vote for McCain. John McCain, not one to alienate the voters responded to Heidi Montag’s endorsement by telling Time magazine, “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support, and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills.”
Is Captain Underpants desperately trying to get the youth vote? I shudder to think where this might be heading….
And it seems that Meghan’s new friend and a lot of her daddy’s old friends have something in common! Also from Actress Archives:
Perhaps Meghan and Heidi were getting together to speak about Heidi Montag’s love of owning fire arms, a right which we’re sure John McCain would be all about protecting. Heidi Montag and [her idiotic boyfriend famous only for being somewhat famous] Spencer Pratt were recently spotted stocking up on firearms, which Spencer Pratt claimed he needed in order to protect Heidi.
But that’s not the only similarity, kids! Why, you can hardly tell the diff between Meghan’s pal and the people her daddy loves to associate with! From the MTV Newsroom:
In an interview with USA Today, “Hills” Heidi Montag star opened up about her spirituality, her hopes to release a Christian album one day, and her relationship with boyfriend/manager Spencer Pratt.
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old,” she said. “I always felt this crazy connection to God.”
In the interview, she was also asked about the sex tape that Lauren Conrad had supposedly shot with ex-beau Jason Wahler. “I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag said. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”
And you kids thought you were going to miss the antics of Jenna and not-Jenna!