Oscar Madison: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table.
[Felix laughs]
Oscar Madison: The hell’s so funny?
Felix Ungar: It’s not spaghetti, it’s linguini.
[Oscar picks up the linguini and hurls it against the kitchen wall]
Oscar Madison: Now it’s garbage.—The Odd Couple, 1968
One of the funniest movies ever! And speaking of garbage….
From The Seattle Post-Intelligencer:
The Republican brand is in the garbage
There’s only one thing worse than being a member of Congress these days – being a Republican member of Congress.
HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
