To the tune of the theme from Gilligan’s Island:
Just sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale,
Worse than a bad acid trip!
That started with an asshole,
And a guy with a crooked lip.
The mate was a stupid, drooling man,
As dumb as a hockey puck,
The citizens were not prepared,
For an 8-year clusterfu¢k.
An 8-year clusterfu¢k. [sound of thunder: crack!]
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