13 responses to “I’ll have a couple of slices of satire, please. No anchovies.

  1. nightowl724

    Donuts and water? Well, at least he didn’t say, “Some of my best friends are donuts… I mean gay!”

    Happy Hanukkah everyone!

  2. nightowl,
    i don’t know what is more offensive, the snarky version or the real one. did you notice that all of his gay “friends” have multiple partners? of course, none of his straight friends (like john mccain) have that problem, right? :x

  3. jlms qkw - jenn

    i love the kippas on the raisin and mousey! does that mean they are guys?

    the pope had some winner statements tonight too. what a loon.

  4. nightowl724

    What’s a kippa?

  5. jenn,
    i had to google ‘kippa’. i have never heard yarmulkes called that before. traditionally, only guys wear them, but apparently, there are some made for women. i just found one on the internets.

    what did the pope say today?

  6. oy the kippas! the rabbi at my temple had a kippa with the yankees symbol on it

    time to leave that temple

  7. :lol: damn right! now, if he had a mets yarmulke, that would be an entirely different story. :wink:

  8. Rick Warren’s comparisons are riduculous–incest, pedophilia, pizza- one’s as stupid as the next.
    Fact is, most pedophiles are straight men who are into little girls. Period.
    However, it should be noted that all this publicity has caused Warren to have his nutty church’s web site cleansed of the more homophobic references, like not allowing unrepentant gays to join his church.
    Wouldn’t it be amazing if all this mess caused him to evolve a little?
    Oh, and happy Chanukah, bubbelah.

  9. jeb

    OK, I’ve broken the code:

    Pepperoni = You know what I’m smokin’
    Sausage = I like it rough
    Anchovy = I go both ways
    Supreme = I’ll try anything

    Anyone? Let me know if I’m off base here. Do we know if Sen. Craig visits the bathrooms in Pizza Parlors?

    And oh, Rick. Put your saddle back on. It’s safer that way you putz.

    Happy Chanukah!

  10. karen,
    the only thing that makes guys like warren evolve is profit. if he finds that donations are down because of his homophobia, then he will clean up his website and his rhetoric. when it comes to these high-profile preachers, it’s impossible to tell how they really feel about anything. i wish they would all just go away. i hate that religion has its stamp on everything in the 21st century. what a pity that society hasn’t evolved.

  11. :lol: jeb!
    do we dare ask what thick crust stands for? i loved how he said he is naturally inclined to have sex with every beautiful woman he sees. he didn’t add that every woman is naturally inclined to projectile vomit when thinking of having sex with him.

  12. I didn’t wish you a Happy Hanukkah already? Shame on me! Happy Hanukkah!

  13. neon vincent,
    you showed up here on chanukah, and that made me happy, so no shame on you! :D

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