comrades amigos kids! Yesterday, we explored The Republic of Texas and the new Russian Alaska circa 2010, as predicted by Igor Panarin. If you will remember, the deteriorating economy, immigration, and a lack of morality are going to swirl together and turn into a new American civil war. While we are at each others’ throats, foreign powers will swoop in and take over.
Today, I thought we would examine the new Central North American Republic (let’s call it CNAR), which will be part of Canada or under Canadian influence.
Just as in The Republic of Texas and the new Russian Alaska, politicians in the CNAR will try to adjust to the new reality. Let’s begin with Senators Sam Brownback and Pat Roberts. Hey, guys! Looks like you’re not in Kansas anymore! Eh?
John Thune of the former South Dakota doesn’t look too happy. Maybe he needs a few Molson Goldens to help him with the transition! Eh?
Then there’s this idiot. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing or where he is. He’s just happy there’s no U.S. Department of Justice anymore. Eh?
The most important thing though,
comrades amigos kids, is that it doesn’t matter where you are, but who you are. Change the place names, but true character will still shine through. Just ask Senator Russ Feingold of the former Wisconsin or Senator Mike Enzi of the former Wyoming. Eh?