comrades amigos hosers kids! We continue on with our exploration of Igor Panarin‘s vision of the U.S., circa 2010. Previously, we have covered The Texas Republic (TTR) and the new Russian Alaska, as well as the Central North America Republic (CNAR). Today, we will explore Atlantic America, which may join the European Union.
I had better warn you,
comrades amigos hosers kids mes amis, that we had better brace ourselves for the I told you sos from TTR and parts of CNAR.
Things will be a lot different in Atlantic America (AA), meine Freunde. Even though there will still be those who refuse to listen to reason when it comes to global warming (such as Senators Jim Bunning, Lamar Alexander, Bob Corker, and Mitch McConnell, those lederhosen-clad crazy kids from the former states of Kentucky and Tennessee)….
….others will accept the reality and try to make the adjustment (such as gondolier and senator of the former New Hampshire, Judd Gregg, and senators of the former South Carolina and Maine, Jim DeMint and Susan Collins. Even Senator Richard Burr from the former North Carolina is doing his best to get on board!), i miei amici….
Of course, not everything will be so serious, mis amigos. As you can see, Senator Lindseypoo from the former South Carolina and Senator Joe McLiebercain of the former Connecticut seem to be having lots of fun…
In fact, there is so much fun to be had, that even retirees, such as Senator Larry Craig from the former state of Idaho (which will be part of The Californian Republic, which we will cover tomorrow) are staying in AA, rather than returning to their old homes. Here’s Larry enjoying his new wooden shoes, mijn vrienden….