House of Cards

From The Washington Post (January 30th):

The unanimous vote by House Republicans against President Obama’s stimulus plan provided an early indication that the GOP hopes to regain power by becoming the champion of small government, a reputation many felt slipped away during the high-spending Bush years.


“House Republicans said we would stand up for American taxpayers at this time of economic hardship for our nation. And last night, standing together, that’s exactly what we did,” House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) wrote yesterday in a memo to his colleagues that was released to reporters. “I am proud of our team.”

Republicans credited their leadership team for keeping them united in the demand for more tax cuts and less spending in the bill, providing a boost for Boehner, who three months ago faced questions about whether he could retain his position as House Republicans were headed for another election marked by heavy losses.

Yay!! Woo-hoo!! Yippee!! Go Boo-Hoo!!

Original DVD cover.
Uh-oh! Not so fast with the high fives!

From The Huffington Post:

NEW YORK — Most Republican governors have broken with their GOP colleagues in Congress and are pushing for passage of President Barack Obama’s economic aid plan that would send billions to states for education, public works and health care.


The 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, planned to meet in Washington this weekend with Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky and other senators to press for her state’s share of the package.

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist worked the phones last week with members of his state’s congressional delegation, including House Republicans. Vermont Gov. Jim Douglas, the Republican vice chairman of the National Governors Association, planned to be in Washington on Monday to urge the Senate to approve the plan.


The measure faces GOP opposition in the Senate, where it will be up for a vote in the week ahead.

But states are coping with severe budget shortfalls and mounting costs for Medicaid, the health insurance program for the poor. So governors, including most Republicans, are counting on the spending to help keep their states afloat.

This past week the bipartisan National Governors Association called on Congress to quickly pass the plan.


That’s not to say Republican governors are entirely enthusiastic about the plan. Some worry about the debt incurred through so much federal borrowing.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, a former member of the House, said he would accept the stimulus money but would have voted against the bill if he were still in Congress. Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, a former chairman of the Republican National Committee, said he wasn’t sure whether he would accept the approximately $3 billion his state would be in line for.


The most outspoken critic has been South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, who has warned for months of a steep spike in inflation and a severely weakened dollar if Obama’s plan passed. His state is on track to receive $2.1 billion of the stimulus money; Sanford has not yet said whether he would accept it.


Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, who is widely viewed as a potential presidential contender in 2012, said governors have little choice but to accept the relief being offered. “States have to balance their budgets,” he said. “So if we’re going to go down this path, we are entitled to ask for our share of the money.”

Ain’t that a kick in the ass?


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14 responses to “House of Cards

  1. i love the smell of rotting republicans in the morning

  2. hope there is more of it, dcAp, even if it does smell worse than new jersey! 😉

  3. jlms qkw - jenn

    luv the emoticons! very kewl!

    poor boo boo. can’t win for losin’. 😉

  4. i love looking for emoticons. i wish wordpress would allow them in comments. there should be a boo-hoo boehner emoticon that sobs constantly. i wish i knew how to make them.

  5. Worse than NJ? LOL.

    How do you find New Jersey from Massachussetts? Go west until you smell it, then south until you step in it.

  6. neon vincent,
    i haven’t been in new jersey in a dozen years, but i can still remember the smell. i thought making christie whitman head of the epa was the height of irony.

  7. geez53

    New Jersey can’t smell as bad as the Mega Hog Farms out here in fly-over land. I swear, if we could harness just half the methane that luxuriously wafts out of those confines, we could put T. Boone Pickens and his natural gas scheme out of business.

  8. geez53

    The good-bye kiss photo of Shrub and Barney was a nice touch BTW. As if to say, “I got mine suckers, good luck trying to salvage anything out of the pile i left ya.”
    One of the kossacks commented that they could hit George II’s new office window with a rock from their desk. I offered to send them a sling shot and a carton of eggs.

  9. jeb

    Love the bottle of tan. No matter how $hitty things get in the house, Boner stays brown.

  10. hi geez! 😀
    i imagine that the hog farm smell is more organic that the industrial smell of new jersey. hmmm, both sound so alluring, what to pick as my vacation spot? 😆

    thank you for noticing that pic of chimpy throwing a kiss. i found it accidentally and i simply had to use it!

    you don’t want someone throwing eggs at chimpy, geez. shoes are so much more symbolic! 😉

  11. jeb,
    maybe he and princess sarah can room together and share a tanning bed! the fake tan goes so well with his allergy eyes and the plastic hair.

  12. i love the way you put humor into these situations/issues. most of the politically-related blogs i’ve read today are too serious with everything. after all, what’s life w/out a little fun?

  13. thanks imee,
    welcome to the raisin! 😀

    there’s little we can do about what goes on in d.c., so we might as well laugh about it.

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