Happy Birthday, Barbie! Part 3: The Ladies of the Senate

Well, kids, this was going to be a 2-part series, but now it seems that it will be in 4 parts. Today, I thought we would take a look at the Rethuglican women in the Senate. They were all nice enough to allow us a peek into their office. We begin with Lisa Murkowski of Alaska.

Next stop Texas and the office of Kay Bailey Hutchison!

Of course, we can’t forget the ladies of Maine, Olympia Snowe….

….and Susan Collins….

Nope, we wouldn’t want to forget about the ladies of Maine, but there sure are a lot of Rethuglicans who would love to do so!


Filed under Alaska, Arlen Specter, Frank Murkowski, humor, Lisa Murkowski, Maine, Olympia Snowe, parody, politics, Republicans, Sarah Palin, snark, Susan Collins, Ted Stevens, Texas

25 responses to “Happy Birthday, Barbie! Part 3: The Ladies of the Senate

  1. Ram Venkatararam

    I’ve been following the series with interest but I think these are the best (i.e., scariest) to date. Yesterday’s Barbie Bush was pretty terrifying too.

  2. ram,
    wait until tomorrow. the scariest one is still to come! 😯 do you think you could market these at the food here convenience store?

  3. Love the target logos on the GOP senators from Maine. Now, who’s taking aim, the GNoP senators who voted against the stimulus and might see them as traitors to the party, or the Democrats?

  4. definitely the goopers, neon vincent. google ‘collins snowe specter targeted’ (or any combination thereof), and a bunch of gooper websites come up. they’re vewwy, vewwy angry! 😳 😑 😐

  5. Friend of the court

    Love the Barbies. I was thinking, the other day, that that Senator Bonner looks a lot like a Ken doll. The real old kind that has fuzzy hair that rubs off in little bald spots.

  6. jlms qkw/Jenn

    oh nonnie, you’re so fabulous! i love the little crocheted outfits!

    and the pictures on the walls and mantels! heh.

    i missed you so much!

  7. And the G-No-P really thinks that primarying out those three will actually result in a more conservative senator in the seat instead of a Democrat? They really are delusional.

  8. Poor K. B. Hutchison; I had no idea she had to stumble around on those… things…
    I’d still like to see her turned into a monkey with a bright blue scrotum, or maybe the wicked witch of the East side of Tixus dressed in a chimpanzee suit with bullet holes.

  9. nightowl724

    Neon… G-No-P! HAHAHAHAHA!

    nonnie… You, too!

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  11. fotc! πŸ˜€ fotc is here!!! πŸ˜€
    of course, the other obvious resemblance between ken dolls and boehner (despite his name) is the total lack of anything between the legs and the ears! πŸ˜‰

  12. jenn,
    when i found the little crocheted outfits, i knew you would love them, and i thought they would be perfect for rethug women. they’re so 1950’s and 60’s. not saying you are, too. i knew you would like them from how they were constructed.
    i saw your other comment first, and i welcomed you back and told you how much i missed you over there. however, i missed you enough to mention it twice! how was new yawk, new yawk?

  13. neon vincent,
    let ’em waste their money! if any of the 3 lose to a rethug, it will a right-wing ideologue who will only appeal to princess palin voters. they will lose handily to a dem.

  14. mh,
    you had better fire up the old photoshop if you want pix of kbh like those, especially the chimp suit with the bullet holes. i don’t want al sharpton picketing in front of my house.

  15. nightowl,
    i’m counting on you to find 2 jokes i put in the lisa murkowski pic that nobody has mentioned yet. πŸ˜‰

    • I count three jokes–the photos of her dad and Ted Stevens, and the dart board with Princess’s image on it. I skimmed the comments and didn’t see anyone comment on any of them.

      • very good, neon vincent, especially identifying her daddy! there is one more little joke, and it is sitting on the table. granted, it might be a bit difficult to identify. if nobody guesses, i will tell you what it is.
        my bad for misidentifying how many jokes there were in that pic. jenn mentioned the pics on the wall and the mantle, so maybe i subtracted those out. i don’t remember what my thinking (or lack of thinking) was. πŸ˜‰

        • It’s a Baked Alaska. In fact, I think I found your original.

          Do I get a prize?

          • yay neon vincent!!! πŸ˜€
            you got it! and, yes, that is the pic that i used (though i didn’t remember until you posted the link). i was hesitant because of the blue flame. i wasn’t sure if anyone would be able to figure out what it was, even if they realized that the object was not in the original pic (if anyone ever really clicks on those).

            what prize can i give you? i would send you a baked alaska, but it would either burn or melt by the time it got to you. πŸ˜‰

  16. this is fuΒ’king BRILLIANT – you are so my hero!

    kay bailey big hair wish she had such nice legs

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