Deadeye Dick’s Crowning Achievement

From The New York Times:

WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Dick Cheney said on Sunday that he preferred Rush Limbaugh’s brand of conservatism to former Secretary of State Colin L. Powell’s, saying Mr. Powell had abandoned the Republican Party when he endorsed Barack Obama for president last year.

“Well, if I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I’d go with Rush Limbaugh, I think,” Mr. Cheney said in an interview on “Face the Nation” on CBS. “I think my take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn’t know he was still a Republican.”

And a king is born…

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Somebody call the piss boy!

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Mr. Powell, a retired chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, identified himself as a Republican only after retiring from the military. Last week, Mr. Powell said the Republican Party was in “deep trouble” and needed to find a way back to the middle of the political spectrum and away from polarizing leaders like Mr. Limbaugh and Ms. Palin.

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l to r: King Rush Limpdick, Princess Sarah, Eric Recanter, Michele Batshit Bachmann (and I’m not completely sure, but I think that might be Rudy 9/11 Giuliani wearing the garter behind King Rush)

“What Colin Powell needs to do is close the loop and become a Democrat, instead of claiming to be a Republican interested in reforming the Republican Party,” Mr. Limbaugh said on his talk show.

Yeah, you don’t need real military guys on your side.

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Mr. Cheney said he did not want to drive moderates from the party, but did not want the party to move left.

Yeah, Republicans, ’cause you’re doing so well with these guys…

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l to r:  Mitch No-chin McConnell, Mark Southern Belle Sanford, Michael Phathead Steele, Boohoo John Boehner, King Rush Limpdick

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25 responses to “Deadeye Dick’s Crowning Achievement

  1. I think a Monty Python script is in order.

  2. oy! 😯 i can’t believe i forgot a pic! it’s updated now.

  3. I like how you replaced the Giant Chicken of Bristol on Sir Robin’s costume with Sir Chickenhawk.

    That reminds me. I used to give out an award on the Internet called the Sir Robin Award for Bravely Running Away. I miss doing that. Which chickenhawk (or avoider of tough questions) would you like to nominate for that honor? Nominations are open to all Raisinettes.

    • yay!! you noticed the switch, neon vincent! at first, i didn’t realize what you were talking about, because i never saw spamalot, though i would love to.

      hmmmm. there are so many chickenhawks to choose from. i think i would nominate saxby chambliss. his hypocrisy in dissing max cleland is so beyond the pale, especially when you consider that he got several student deferments and a medical deferment for his supposedly bad knees (from football!) to keep his ass out of vietnam.

    • Well, if I’m allowed in …

      Limbaugh his own self. The jackass loves to tell the rest of the world how wars should be fought as if he’s the great military expert of all time. “Armies are made to kill people and break things,” he says … and therefore anything that they do in terms of preventing violence, learning local languages, etc. is a waste of time.

      His military experience? Medical deferment for cysts on his buttocks.

      (Which does run contrary to my thought that he was is a buttock-cyst.)

      • why wouldn’t you be let in, wickle? you’re an official raisinette! 😀 just like carrie prejean, you have freedom of speech here! 😛

  4. Dick’s sooo right, he’s wrong.
    Of course he likes Rush… the two could share a cup of venom for breakfast.

    You are aheckofa photoshopper m’dear.

    • i doubt he likes king rush in the least bit, and vice (no pun intended–at least, i don’t think so) versa. however, they are useful to each other.

      you are very kind, fran. i’m just having some fun. 😉

  5. When Limbaugh came out against Gen. Powell during the campaign, I was sitting at lunch with my very-conservative, Vietnam-vet father and rather-right mother.

    My father muttered something like, “What’s that &*$%$% druggie got against Colin Powell?”

    I asked, “When you’re thinking of experts, under what conditions do you turn to Rush Limbaugh over Colin Powell?”

    My mother answered, “Looking for places to buy drugs.”

    Taking advice from Dick Cheney, one of the least popular people in the country, might not be the way to win elections in the future.

    • “Looking for places to buy drugs.”

      😆 who woulda thought that deadeye dick would make himself even more unpopular when he left office? i didn’t think it was possible!

  6. Dusty

    My dear, sweet, wonderful Nonnie….

    You have outdone yourself woman!! A fine series of graphics, that will stand for the ages.

    Or at the very least give all your readers something to laugh, gloat or chuckle over for awhile. 😉

    I just went off the deep end on The Big Dick Cheney™ on my blog..I feel SO much better now. 😆

    • thank you, dusty! i had fun making the images, and then i forgot to post one! 😳

      i just left a comment over at your place. that was a very fine rant you posted there!

      • Dusty

        The Big Dick Cheney™ and our MSM rant had to be written..or my head would of exploded today!

        I have d/l Gimp..is that easy to use for photoshopping m’dear? I could never figure out Photoshop as I am quite the idiot. 😆

        • dusty,
          i couldn’t figure out gimp! 😆 i was using mspaint when someone was good enough to send me photoshop. i stared at it for a long time, because i had no idea what to do with it. i finally figured out how to rotate pics in ps, so i would do that there and then copy to mspaint. i finally signed up for a ps class in one of the high schools. the teacher didn’t speak english very well, and all she did was follow the textbook, but it was enough to make me lose my fear of ps. you can get the book very cheaply online, and it will explain a lot. the book i have is adobe photoshop 6.0 classroom in a book. it’s really the manual for ps. the best thing to do is to just play with it. i’m still finding stuff you can do there that i had no idea you could do. there are also a lot of online sites with ps lessons for specific tasks.

          i have illustrator, which was sent to me along with ps. i have opened it once or twice, played around like a little kid with fingerpaints, but i have no clue whatsoever how to use it. i keep telling myself that i am going to order a book, but i never have. one of these days…

          • Dusty

            I get too frustrated to try to mess with PS. One of these days I will figure out one of the many photoshopping software thingamabob’s I have on my ‘puter. 😉

  7. distributorcap

    nonnie
    you are SIMPLY the BEST!

    just like Tina Turner said

    • awww, thanks dcAp,
      i was thinking of you when i was working on these, and i was hoping you would approve. i love when you tackle all things broadway, including the playbills. not only are they funny, but they bring back good memories of the playbills my mom would bring home when she would go see a play in the city with her friends. i would sit for hours reading them and wishing i could have seen all those plays.

  8. It’s really hard for me to decide which I loathe more, Dick or Rush.
    I guess it would have to be Dick, since he actually carried out Rush’s S&M war and torture fantasies.
    And as an interesting aside, now that Bush is gone, the whole world seems to realize now that he was a mere puppet who couldn’t care less that he’s out of office now.
    It’s Dick who misses the power so much he can’t keep his fucking mouth shut. Good– anything he says can and will be held against him in a court of law.

    • you hardly ever hear chimpy’s name these days. it’s all about deadeye dick. that’s fine with me. let that scowl and rush’s fat pasty mug be the faces of the rethuglican party.

  9. jeb

    Dick, still scaly and repugnant

    Rush, taking obnoxious to new lows

    Rethugs, growing more-and-more irrelevant every day

    Keep it up guys.