Galleta de Graham

Justice [Sandra Day] O’Connor has often been cited as saying that a wise old man and wise old woman will reach the same conclusion in deciding cases. I am not so sure Justice O’Connor is the author of that line since Professor Resnik attributes that line to Supreme Court Justice Coyle. I am also not so sure that I agree with the statement. First, as Professor Martha Minnow has noted, there can never be a universal definition of wise. Second, I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.–Judge Sonia Sotomayor, 2001

But I can just tell you one thing: If I had said anything remotely like that, my career would have been over.–Lindsey Graham, Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing, July 13, 2009

So true, Lindseypoo! In fact, you were a Latina, I’m very sure you never would even have had a Senate career, as South Carolina likes its senators male and white. But just imagine, Lindseypoo, the possibilities if you were a Latina! You could be a star!

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You could also be the hot and fiery desperate housewife!

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You could finally fulfill your dream of appearing on Broadway as Anita in West Side Story!

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And, Lindseypoo, just think of the clothes!

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But best of all, being a Latina would mean having a real shot with Governor Sparky Marky Mark Sanford!


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12 responses to “Galleta de Graham

  1. Lindsey is such a drag!

  2. dansk47

    Personally, Cinco De Mayo Lindsey is my fav. For some bizarre, unexplainable reason, it fits.

    • dansk!!! šŸ˜€
      what a nice surprise! i’ve been trying to figure out where he looks the most natural, but i can’t decide. they all fit him better than the ridiculous macho facade he tries to pull off when he’s hanging around with capt underpants and joe mcliebercain. šŸ˜†

  3. He is so into this.. I would bet if you would ask and promise him secrecy he would model for you..I am sure he has a good wardrobe and some really nice dresses he could wear for the pretty pictures…lol

  4. Screw this tapdancing around- the court is so far right it has tipped over.
    We need a few flaming liberals, in order to be *fair & balanced.*

    Yes President Obama– put nothing BUT liberals up for confirmation…. that way eventually they will have to pick one. Come on… the court is loaded to the right.

    • well, i don’t believe he put a liberal up this time. i think soso’s a moderate. the court won’t be fair and balanced until scalia and thomas go away. we’re stuck with roberts and alito for a long time (or until they’re found in a compromising position together in the men’s room).

  5. Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh! That magazine cover is going to give me nightmares for a long time. Thanks a lot, Nonnie! šŸ˜›

  6. one day one of his boys will speak