Puttin’ on the Ditz

From Mike Papantonio at the Pensacola News Journal:

In recent weeks, Democrats have made progress with their leadership management skills. Here is what they have figured out: When your opposition is burning down, don’t get involved. Sit back and allow it to happen.

For example, when the GOP floats the story that Obama is building concentration camps to house conservative critics, just hush, sit quietly and let them tell that story. When Glenn Beck goes on the air to tell us about those new Obama concentration camps, don’t interrupt him even when it’s clear that those buildings he’s afraid of are probably mental health facilities.

Or when their party leader, Sarah Palin, suggests that Obama’s health care reform plan includes a death panel that will condemn elderly Americans to die if they require too much medical care, remember: Sit quietly and let the lunatics loose on themselves.

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When gun-toting health care tea-partiers are showing up at town hall meetings to shout, scream and appear unbalanced, Democrats should make sure they schedule as many town hall meetings as possible. Allow it to unfold on the nightly news with regularity.


[…] when opposition leaders like GOP Congresswoman Michele Bachmann tells the media that Obama has youth “re-education” programs in place to brainwash children into becoming liberals, make sure Democratic leadership does not disagree, comment, laugh, or shout “ยป just be silent.

If the Democratic leadership ever begins to doubt the value of sitting silently as the lunatics define the image of the GOP, they should go online and Google these words: “Orly Taitz implodes on MSNBC.” What they will see in that video will tell the backstory about how difficult it has become for Republicans to contain the loon factor within their party.


As Democratic leadership watches wack-a-doodle Taitz implode on behalf of all conservatives, the key will be to ensure that Democratic silence is deafening.

The Taitz spectacle is no less of a gift to Democrats than the videos flooding the net that show a black woman being attacked at a tea-partier town hall meeting for holding up a Rosa Parks poster.


Public approval ratings of the new GOP are falling to levels that compete with those of Dick Cheney and Ann Coulter.

The saying “Never look a gift horse in the mouth” is a peculiar one. It simply means to hush, don’t say a word and graciously accept a gift when it comes your way. These days those gifts are too many to count.


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18 responses to “Puttin’ on the Ditz

  1. The Whigs are gonna be big in 2012.

  2. Put any one of those three in the same room with any other one of those three and you’ll get a critical mass of stupid so immense that all life on this planet would be in jeopardy.

  3. Seriously….. the Dems are falling apart so badly, we are going to have to call in archeologists to dig up the remnants.

    The voters even gave him a majority……

    • i get aggravated, too, but i don’t know if dems are really falling apart. dems are like members of a big dysfunctional family who scream and yell at each other, stop speaking, and even stab each other in the back at times, but when push comes to shove, they come together in the end. that’s why the polls don’t bother me too much. dems are much more likely to say they don’t support someone when they’re pissed off, but when voting time comes around, they’ll back the party.

      • Yea, well it’s not sounding that way re the Dogs, the blue dogs, when it comes to the health care vote.

        • i think some of what’s going on is to provide some shelter for the blue dogs. hopefully, they are trying to figure out how to pass a bill while not putting the blue dogs in jeopardy in conservative districts. at least, i hope so.

  4. Now that I think about it I’m offended that you call these “people” ditzy. How dare you! How dare you insult people who actually are ditzy. These 3 “people” are something far worse, far more heinous and far more sinister than to be called mere ditzes–they’re…Republicans!

  5. you forgot
    virginia foxx
    cynthia davis
    sally kern
    mean jean schmidt
    kay big hair hutchison
    and the newest old member

    betsy mcaughey ross

  6. I loved how Michelle Bachman said the government had no right to legislate what she chooses to do with her own body.
    Who knew she’d be pro-choice?
    HAHAHAHAHAHA…what a maroon.