Well, kids, last night my internets connection crapped out, and I couldn’t do a lot of research. I did, however, watch The Colbert Report, and I heard a story about a company that offers celebrity look-alike sperm.
Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) — Anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have a baby whose genes come from someone who looks like a celebrity can now have their wish fulfilled. That’s thanks to a company that is coming under fire for offering sperm from people who may resemble your favorite celebrity.
A California-based fertility company called Cryobank is offering prospective parents a range of celebrity look-a-like sperm donors.
The firm, which will soon open an office in New York, allows customers to search through a database according to characteristics such as ethnicity and eye color without revealing donors’ photographs.
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Scott Browne, a spokesman for Cryobank, told BioNews, “The intention is not to suggest the child will look like one of the celebrities. It’s just to personalize the donor.”
That got me wondering what some famous people looked like when they were babies and whether people would really want their offspring to look like them, so when my crappy Comcast internets connection fired back up, I did some digging and found a few baby pictures of people you might know. First, here’s Rush Limpdick Limbaugh being held by his father:
You know how you can look at some baby pictures and know exactly who the person is? This is one of those times:
You can’t see much of his face, but the personality of Glenn Blechhhh Beck shines through!
Here’s Princess Sarah Palin before she quit being an infant:
Even back then, things were either black or white in Princess Sarah’s world.
Here’s Little Lindseypoo Graham with his Captain Underpants doll. This explains so much:
Finally, here’s little Michele Batshit Bachmann, trying to drown government in a bathtub.
Any baby pics you’d like me to ferret out, kids? Let me know in the comments.
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May my children never find this entry. Otherwise, I’ll never become a grandparent!
BTW, who was the proud papa of Rushbo–Dr. Claw?
you have kids, neon vincent? you never mentioned them before.
i don’t know anything about rushbo’s papa, but that claw of his looks suspiciously like freddy kruger’s. just sayin’. 😉
I have a son, 25, a daughter 19, a stepdaughter 24, and two other young women who have adopted me as their dad away from home, one 27 and one 24. Big family, both by blood and by choice, mostly by choice.
I hope you have more than one bathroom.;-)
None of them live with me–for now.
awwww, you must be a good daddy if kids are adopting you. 🙂
Thank you.
the baby in the first original, looks enough like rush that I might take him to the foundling home before he knows the address.
don’t let the home know in advance, or they’ll lock the doors, shutter the windows, and make believe nobody is there.
good idea.
maybe you can find a lostling home to take him instead.
I refuse to fall for the bait, this time. Sure, looking at Sarah’s supple ass is tempting but I will not have a party in my pants no matter how much you tempt me.
Although I must say that Michele sure has a pretty mouth.
careful of little princess sarah, tannerleah. that gun is loaded.
i bet you wish you were a little rubber ducky now, dont’cha?
Ahahahahahaha!!! These pics were hilarious!
Can you find baby Bush and baby Dick? I’ll bet Liz Cheney looked a lot like her daddy when she was first whelped. Maybe you can find one of her, too.
😉
thanks zippy! 🙂 i was going to do another bunch of them, but there didn’t seem to be a lot of interest. it was fun making these, so i’d be glad to do another batch. i’ll put chimpy, deadeye dick, and little lizzie on the list.
OMG!! I am laughing my ass off!
unbelievable, Nonnie, great work. Water nearly came out my nose over the Twitter Quitter’s photo… Ha ha ha ha ha!!
I think a baby dead-eye dick would be awesome as well.
iirc, dead-eye was never a baby. He emerged grown, from a bowl of god-only-knows-what in the back of Reagan’s ice box.
are you sure it wasn’t from under the fridge, fotc? you know, a few days after the power went off, and strange stuff started to drip from the fridge?
hey helen!! 😀
i wish i could laugh my ass off! there are a pair of jeans i really wish would fit me again! twitter quitter was one ugly rugrat, wasn’t she?
Hold me!
(And I thought there was no such thing as an ugly baby!)
there, there, wcp!
i didn’t mean to upset you! remember that most babies are cute and sweet, and bad seeds like these are few and far between.
YES: Quite gruesome, indeed.
i am laughing my ass off – especially of baby sarah
you have to do
baby ann coulter
baby michelle malkin
baby michael steele
baby tom delay (eating bugs of course)
dcAp,
there’s another set of baby pics coming up tonight, and i have more in the hopper. i might have to do several more baby albums if requests keep coming in.
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Hmmmmm, I thought Limbaugh spontaneously generated from a pile of shit, and Beck was spawned in a vat of Spam.
yes, but then they were disguised as human babies.
WHAAAAAAAAT????
don’t be scared, z! 😯 i have some new baby pics in the hopper that i’ll post one of these days, and they aren’t as scary as some of these.
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