Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love

Well, kids, last night my internets connection crapped out, and I couldn’t do a lot of research. I did, however, watch The Colbert Report, and I heard a story about a company that offers celebrity look-alike sperm.

Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) — Anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have a baby whose genes come from someone who looks like a celebrity can now have their wish fulfilled. That’s thanks to a company that is coming under fire for offering sperm from people who may resemble your favorite celebrity.

A California-based fertility company called Cryobank is offering prospective parents a range of celebrity look-a-like sperm donors.

The firm, which will soon open an office in New York, allows customers to search through a database according to characteristics such as ethnicity and eye color without revealing donors’ photographs.


Scott Browne, a spokesman for Cryobank, told BioNews, “The intention is not to suggest the child will look like one of the celebrities. It’s just to personalize the donor.”

That got me wondering what some famous people looked like when they were babies and whether people would really want their offspring to look like them, so when my crappy Comcast internets connection fired back up, I did some digging and found a few baby pictures of people you might know. First, here’s Rush Limpdick Limbaugh being held by his father:


You know how you can look at some baby pictures and know exactly who the person is? This is one of those times:


You can’t see much of his face, but the personality of Glenn Blechhhh Beck shines through!

Here’s Princess Sarah Palin before she quit being an infant:


Even back then, things were either black or white in Princess Sarah’s world.

Here’s Little Lindseypoo Graham with his Captain Underpants doll. This explains so much:


Finally, here’s little Michele Batshit Bachmann, trying to drown government in a bathtub.


Any baby pics you’d like me to ferret out, kids? Let me know in the comments.


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30 responses to “Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love

  1. May my children never find this entry. Otherwise, I’ll never become a grandparent!

    BTW, who was the proud papa of Rushbo–Dr. Claw?

  2. Friend of the court

    the baby in the first original, looks enough like rush that I might take him to the foundling home before he knows the address.

  3. I refuse to fall for the bait, this time. Sure, looking at Sarah’s supple ass is tempting but I will not have a party in my pants no matter how much you tempt me.

    Although I must say that Michele sure has a pretty mouth.

  4. Ahahahahahaha!!! These pics were hilarious!
    Can you find baby Bush and baby Dick? I’ll bet Liz Cheney looked a lot like her daddy when she was first whelped. Maybe you can find one of her, too.

    • thanks zippy! 🙂 i was going to do another bunch of them, but there didn’t seem to be a lot of interest. it was fun making these, so i’d be glad to do another batch. i’ll put chimpy, deadeye dick, and little lizzie on the list.

  5. helenwheels

    OMG!! I am laughing my ass off!

    unbelievable, Nonnie, great work. Water nearly came out my nose over the Twitter Quitter’s photo… Ha ha ha ha ha!!

    I think a baby dead-eye dick would be awesome as well.

  6. i am laughing my ass off – especially of baby sarah

    you have to do

    baby ann coulter
    baby michelle malkin
    baby michael steele
    baby tom delay (eating bugs of course)

    • dcAp,
      there’s another set of baby pics coming up tonight, and i have more in the hopper. i might have to do several more baby albums if requests keep coming in.

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  8. Hmmmmm, I thought Limbaugh spontaneously generated from a pile of shit, and Beck was spawned in a vat of Spam.

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