Cereal Wingnuts

From The New York Times:

WASHINGTON — Republicans emerged from Tuesday’s elections energized by victories in Virginia and New Jersey, but their leaders immediately began maneuvering to avoid a prolonged battle with conservative activists over what the party stands for and how to regain power.

The victories, in races for governor, were cast by the party’s national chairman, Michael Steele, as a sign of a “Republican renaissance.”


Yet throughout the day Wednesday, Republicans grappled with the disappointing outcome of a special election for what had been a reliably Republican House seat in upstate New York. That contest became a battleground between the party establishment and a conservative insurgency demanding more ideological purity from candidates.

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(Scary wingnuts, top, left to right:  Dick You and what Armey, Jim Demented DeMint, Michele Batshit Bachmann, Princess Sarah Palin.  Souring the milk in the bowl:  Rick Man on Dog Santorum, Glenn Blechhhh, Michelle Malevolence Malkin, RushBo, Mean Grampa Fred Thompson)

The race was won by a Democrat, Bill Owens, after the Republican nominee, Dede Scozzafava, a moderate, quit as conservative leaders and grass-roots organizations rallied around Douglas L. Hoffman, who ran on the Conservative Party line.

Despite Mr. Hoffman’s loss, many conservatives promised to press on with opposition to centrist Republican candidates. That vow intensified concerns among party leaders that the opportunities they see coming out of Tuesday’s results could be dimmed by intramural battles over whether to reach for the political center or do more to motivate the base on the party’s right.


The debate has been fueled by a somewhat inchoate populist anger that has taken hold among grass-roots conservatives, encouraged in part by political leaders like Sarah Palin, the party’s vice-presidential nominee last year, and commentators like Glenn Beck of Fox News. In that sense, the divisions within the party extend beyond the traditional strains between the shrinking ranks of Republican moderates and the social and economic conservatives who have dominated the party in recent years.

The situation is all the more complicated because, after the party’s defeats in 2008, it has no dominant leaders or cohesive establishment to bridge the divides and help articulate a positive agenda. In that vacuum, the conservative activists and party leaders were both jockeying for advantage on Wednesday.


Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, a potential 2012 presidential candidate who backed Mr. Hoffman in the New York race, told reporters in Iowa that he would not get involved in an intraparty battle again. He said the New York contest, as a special election, had been unusual in that the nominee was chosen by party leaders rather than by primary.

Mike Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor who is also a possible 2012 contender, urged Republicans not to support third-party candidates, warning that doing so was a recipe for defeat.


But Mr. Huckabee, eager not to alienate conservatives, made clear that he would support primary challenges to Republican candidates who he thought strayed from the party’s values. As one example, he said he was supporting a conservative challenger to Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida, who is seeking the nomination for a Senate seat in a primary that is shaping up as the next big showdown between Republicans.

Senator John Cornyn of Texas, chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, told ABC News that the committee would not spend money on behalf of candidates it is supporting in contested Republican primaries, like Mr. Crist in Florida.


Ms. Palin, who had endorsed Mr. Hoffman in the upstate New York race, indicated that she had not been dissuaded by his loss.


And Senator Jim DeMint, Republican of South Carolina, announced that he was endorsing Chuck DeVore, a conservative, in the California race for a Senate seat. Mr. DeVore is opposing Carly Fiorina, former chief executive of Hewlett-Packard, who was encouraged by party leaders to seek the nomination.

Other conservatives, too, were not deterred by the New York defeat. Marjorie Dannenfelser, president of the Susan B. Anthony List, a conservative organization that strongly supported Mr. Hoffman, said that conservative activists intended to play a role in Republican primary and general elections next year and that it was just as important to keep unacceptable politicians out of Congress as to help others win.

Chris Chocola, president of the Club for Growth, another conservative group that campaigned heavily on behalf of Mr. Hoffman, said the organization was now considering issuing endorsements in contested Senate and House Republican races in New Hampshire, Florida, Kentucky and California.

Former Speaker Newt Gingrich, who had endorsed the moderate Republican in the New York race, said the opportunity suggested by the results in New Jersey and Virginia should be an impetus to resolve tensions.

“I think the conservative movement and the Republican leadership can pretty rapidly come to an agreement that defeating Pelosi in 2010 and Obama in 2012 is worth sorting things out for,” Mr. Gingrich said.

Mr. Gingrich said that throughout history, political leaders had emerged to steer parties to power by reconciling competing factions. Asked which Republicans had the stature to do so now, he replied: “That will happen. Or it will not.”

Mr. Steele said he hoped that the party would be able to skirt further divisive battles.


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14 responses to “Cereal Wingnuts

  1. Sue


    the rethug party being ripped in half by it’s own. Conservatives VS. GOP moderates. Come see my video posted of Dick the Armey man!

    • dick armey is vile. let him keep pushing his agenda and tearing apart the rethug party. i wonder how many of the moderates will get cold feet and come over to the dem side. they keep saying they’re fighting for the soul of the rethug party, but we all know that it lost its soul long ago.

  2. “they keep saying they’re fighting for the soul of the rethug party, but we all know that it lost its soul long ago.”

    I left the GOP in 1995. I did campaign work for David Funderburk (R-NC) under the slogan “Character Counts,” which was the big slogan in the 1994 elections.

    Then the GOP made Newt Gingrich Speaker and gave committee chairs to Bob Packwood and Jesse Helms. This showed me that character did not count, that I’d been duped, and clearly this wasn’t where I belonged.

    I’m well to the left of where I was back then, but character still counts to me … which is why I find it sad that the Right is being led by such vile, hate-filled loons as Limbaugh, Armey, Cheney, etc..

    And a footnote … Rep. Funderburk only lasted one term. There was a bit of a scandal about him switching seats with his wife in the car after a traffic accident.

    • wickle,
      i don’t know if there are any left, on either side of the aisle, who are in politics for anything other than their own enrichment or glorification. the greater good seems to have become some kind of ancient myth rather than the goal. politics has become an ugly game instead of a worthy and respectable career.

      • Maybe Al Franken isn’t. Also, Al Gore got better after he left politics.

        BTW, genius poster, Nonnie. Now I can’t forget who the leader of Club for Growth is.

        • russ feingold and bernie sanders, too. it was an overstatement on my part, but i get so damned frustrated.

          i never heard of chris chocola before, but i won’t forget the name now!

  3. writechic

    Now that was a perfectly good cereal until you added the nuts! 🙂

    And the Count is killing me.

  4. methinks palin wants to start a third party

    • she aligned with the secessionist party in alaska. she attempted to hijack the rethuglican party, and so far, she’s failed. there might be no alternative left for her other than a third party.

  5. Oddly enough the bits of cereal look like little pig snouts. Take that Count Fuckula!

  6. Could you do a sample logo of the Club for Growth doing a future merger with the Log Cabin Repugs?