My friend, Mark over at News Corpse (a/k/a KingOneEye over at the Big Orange), is my source for what goes on over at Faux News (go on over and browse a bit, I’ll wait). Last night, he posted about Roger Ailes (president of Fox News Channel and chairman of Fox Television Stations Group) being honored with the 2009 Good Scout Award from the Westchester-Putnam Council of the Boy Scouts. Rush Limbaugh introduced him. News Corpse has a video of the Fox & Friends
imbecilic asswipes hosts all giddy over being allowed outside the studio and going on a field trip for the event. They were allowed to eat and everything! Of course, your intrepid reporter (that’s me, if you were wondering) did a little more digging. First, though, let me say to the parents of those Boy Scouts in Westchester and Putnam Counties: If it’s role models you want, you’re looking at…
All those guys wanted to be scouts, but there were problems. Roger had a job with the circus shoveling up elephant dung. Sean Hannity’s head was way too big for any of the scout caps. Glenn Beck couldn’t stop crying long enough to even try on a uniform. Steve Doocy was stumped by the enrollment form, and Bill O’Reilly was too busy
in his bathtub, eating a falafel and playing with his loofah .
Rush Limbaugh said he wanted to join the scouts, but that wasn’t quite true. He was too busy with other things, so he got a deferment
by claiming he had a cyst on his ass .
Don’t be sad for them, though. Even though they’re 40+ years late, they started their very own scout troop.