By George!

What Glenn Blechhh said to Princess Sarah Palin:

BECK: I have to tell you that every time I bring up your name and somebody says who’s out there? I answer one of two ways. I’m waiting for George Washington to appear. Then it’s usually followed by your name. And I said, but I don’t know. And it’s not I don’t know, I don’t know if you’re smart enough. I find this insulting. Your kids must find that extraordinarily insulting when they hear that. It’s not that you’re not capable or anything else. I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t give my trust out to anybody anymore. Every time you do, they burn you. Every time you’re like oh!

What Glenn Blechhh was thinking:

Original magazine cover
And then Princess Sarah said:

PALIN: That is because we have a fallen world. And mankind is fallen and we can never put — I don’t believe that we were created to be able to put our faith wholly, solely except for our spouse in another person. Certainly not in a politician. I don’t believe that except, you know, looking back on our founding fathers and seeing the sincerity there and the genuine love that they had of the country, I don’t think in recent days we can find too many of those politicians.

BECK: That’s why we got to stop looking and start taking from the barrel and start picking from the tree. Who is your favorite founder?

PALIN: You know, well, all of them because they came collectively together with so much diverse .

BECK: Bull crap. Who is your favorite?

PALIN: So much diverse opinion and so much diversity in terms of belief, but collectively they came together to form this union.


PALIN: No, and they were led by, of course, George Washington, so he’s got to rise to the top. Washington was the consummate statesman. He serves, he returned power to the people. He didn’t want to be a king. He returned power to the people. Then he went back to Mount Vernon, he went back to his farm. He was almost reluctant to serve as president, too. And that is who you need to find to serve in government, in a bureaucracy.
Those who you know will serve for the right reasons because they’re reluctant to get out there and seek a limelight and seek power. They’re doing it for people. That was George Washington.

Selfless, just like you, Princess Sarah. By the way, how much is Uncle Rupie paying you to not seek “a limelight” and work for the people?

BECK: He is my favorite for that reason as well. He was the indispensable man. That’s why I say I’m waiting for George Washington to appear. Someone who doesn’t want to serve but will because he must. And someone who is so beyond question that he can bring people together and say look we have to do this. This can be hard.

PALIN: That’s exactly what we need to seek in a candidate. Someone –
– I’ll repeat this — almost reluctant to serve. Someone who will not prostitute themselves and say what they believe a voter wants to hear at that time in order to get elected but someone who the people find and ask, will you sacrifice, will you do this for our country to get us back on the right track?

BECK: That is why I think you’re on the most admired list. Because some people find you to be that. As you came out of the blue, and you did serve. You were asked to serve. And you got butchered and you continually get butchered. And yet, you’re still going.

Sigh, she keeps going, just like George Washington! It’s difficult to tell her and George apart! And, as Little Glennie crossed his legs to hide his tiny little chubby, he was thinking that there’s only one person great enough to help Princess Sarah on her glorious quest:


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25 responses to “By George!

  1. What a brilliant exchange of ideas. Were they on a date?

    And that George cover is going to give me nightmares

    • it was like eavesdropping on einstein and madame curie in heaven, wasn’t it, don?

      don’t have nightmares! eat some chili peppers or something this evening. then you won’t be able to sleep. 😉

  2. writechic

    I watched way, way, way, way, way too much of that interview. She actually looked creeped out in the clips I saw.

    But she LOVED the softball questions. She seized on the lob he gave her about everybody picking on poor little Sarah just like they do poor little Blechhh.

    It’s just so hard on them being reluctantly in the limelight (pouts lip)….but anything for God and country.

    • she did look uncomfortable at times (like when he was reading his diary to her), but i think some of the time it was the deer-in-the-headlights look she gets when she’s afraid of the question that might be coming. if she wasn’t as stupid as he is, she would have realized he wouldn’t ask her anything from easy questions.

  3. The worst thing is that, if JFK Jr were still alive, so would George, and she would pose for a sexy cover. I’d put up with that to have JFK Jr back.

    • if jfk, jr. were still alive, and george was still in print, then maybe things would look a lot different politically. who knows what might have been covered (or uncovered). maybe we never would have even heard of princess sarah.

  4. blessedly sans cable or dish here in corntown. are these two what the bard was talking about when he said some have greatness thrust upon them … naaah didn’t think so either…what a verbal jerkoff session among imbeciles

  5. Read intro 3 times and still can’t understand?!? He wants to get it on with her with George Washington watching? Too kinky! Just the kind of guy to shoot before he gets it in. Better rub some DeLay cream on it first.

    • he wants to get it on with anyone who will get it on with him. howevah, his mormon guilt kicks in, and nobody wants to do it with him anyway.

      p.s. i wonder if his condoms look like little powdered wigs.

  6. A more apropos setting for that interview would have been a peepshow booth, with suitable wardrobe for both actors (especially a raincoat for Beck) and a warbly cassette copy of some 80’s hair metal ballads playing in the background.


    I didn’t watch, but reading the transcript makes me want to blue pencil both of them in the eyes.
    Sarah Palin’s syntax is a nightmare, worse than any final I took in journalism school that involved untangling word salad.
    And Glenn Beck is a babbling toe sucker whose sappy adoration of Palin is grotesque.
    Fox News thinks nothing of its “news people” treating other Fox “news people” like royalty. WTF?
    And George Washington as their pick for greatest president ever? They chose him because he’s the only former president they remember. Duh!
    Face it, their intellectual curiosity peaked somewhere between 2nd and 4th grade.

  8. mary b

    Palin said,
    “Those who you know will serve for the right reasons because they’re reluctant to get out there and seek a limelight and seek power. They’re doing it for people. That was George Washington.”

    First of all, there weren’t paparazzi and teh Fox Noise in ale George’s day. I don’t think anyone was thinking about being in the freakin limelight. DUH.

    Secondly, ole George wasn’t even a signer of the Declaration of Independence. Another DUH.
    The Founder’s and George were trying to create a Democracy. One that got out from under the thumb of King George and Corporations. I think if they were alive today, they’d be repulsed by teh Fox Noise and teh stupid. They might even make politicians take some kind of intelligence test so that what W. did and the right wingnuts are trying to do wouldn’t happen. If they could see the state of Democracy now, they would be rolling over in their graves. And they surely would be pissed off at McCain for even considering such a dolt to serve as Veep.
    Beckster and Palin are a match made in heaven (or hell). But they do not belong on any kind of serious tee vee. They belong on Mad Magazine.

  9. mary b

    Here is part of the conversation ss$arah had with inHannity,

    ““It’s going to send a very strong message that the status quo, even in Massachusetts, the status quo of just accepting the big growth of government and health care takeover measures that it seems capital hill wants to cram down our throats today, things are gonna start changing, thank God things are gonna start changing, but even, and I would love to be able to at some point interview “Senator Brown.” I anticipate victory there, but even if he doesn’t win already poll numbers showing that his message is resonating and his message is just, you know, common sense conservative values, principles, solutions, being plugged in to meet the challenges facing America today. People in his state, they’re listening to him and are getting excited about this dynamic candidate.””

    Maybe some one here can decipher that for me. I have tried many times but it makes no freaking sense.
    Common sense Conservative? My a$$.

    • princess sarah is trying to make herself into some kind of martyr. she could go back to wasilla and be happy just being a mom and a grandmother, but she’s sacrificing by showing up everywhere. for not less than a hundred thou. that’s true martyrdom for you, you betcha.

  10. BECK: That’s why we got to stop looking and start taking from the barrel and start picking from the tree. Who is your favorite founder?

    PALIN: You know, well, all of them because they came collectively together with so much diverse .

    MOI: May I take your orders?

    PALIN: I’d like the turkey with a side order of diverse. But hold it for a while. Glenn and I are going to come collectively together first.

  11. p.s. Soo-blime art work!

    • 😆 lulumaude, when you bring over those turkey sandwiches (with lots of extra diverse), bring over a pot of decaf and accidentally pour it on blechhhh’s lap.

      p.s. thank you, dahlink! 😉