What Glenn Blechhh said to Princess Sarah Palin:
BECK: I have to tell you that every time I bring up your name and somebody says who’s out there? I answer one of two ways. I’m waiting for George Washington to appear. Then it’s usually followed by your name. And I said, but I don’t know. And it’s not I don’t know, I don’t know if you’re smart enough. I find this insulting. Your kids must find that extraordinarily insulting when they hear that. It’s not that you’re not capable or anything else. I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t give my trust out to anybody anymore. Every time you do, they burn you. Every time you’re like oh!
What Glenn Blechhh was thinking:
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And then Princess Sarah said:
PALIN: That is because we have a fallen world. And mankind is fallen and we can never put — I don’t believe that we were created to be able to put our faith wholly, solely except for our spouse in another person. Certainly not in a politician. I don’t believe that except, you know, looking back on our founding fathers and seeing the sincerity there and the genuine love that they had of the country, I don’t think in recent days we can find too many of those politicians.
BECK: That’s why we got to stop looking and start taking from the barrel and start picking from the tree. Who is your favorite founder?
PALIN: You know, well, all of them because they came collectively together with so much diverse .
BECK: Bull crap. Who is your favorite?
PALIN: So much diverse opinion and so much diversity in terms of belief, but collectively they came together to form this union.
PALIN: No, and they were led by, of course, George Washington, so he’s got to rise to the top. Washington was the consummate statesman. He serves, he returned power to the people. He didn’t want to be a king. He returned power to the people. Then he went back to Mount Vernon, he went back to his farm. He was almost reluctant to serve as president, too. And that is who you need to find to serve in government, in a bureaucracy.
Those who you know will serve for the right reasons because they’re reluctant to get out there and seek a limelight and seek power. They’re doing it for people. That was George Washington.
Selfless, just like you, Princess Sarah. By the way, how much is Uncle Rupie paying you to not seek “a limelight” and work for the people?
BECK: He is my favorite for that reason as well. He was the indispensable man. That’s why I say I’m waiting for George Washington to appear. Someone who doesn’t want to serve but will because he must. And someone who is so beyond question that he can bring people together and say look we have to do this. This can be hard.
PALIN: That’s exactly what we need to seek in a candidate. Someone –
– I’ll repeat this — almost reluctant to serve. Someone who will not prostitute themselves and say what they believe a voter wants to hear at that time in order to get elected but someone who the people find and ask, will you sacrifice, will you do this for our country to get us back on the right track?
BECK: That is why I think you’re on the most admired list. Because some people find you to be that. As you came out of the blue, and you did serve. You were asked to serve. And you got butchered and you continually get butchered. And yet, you’re still going.
Sigh, she keeps going, just like George Washington! It’s difficult to tell her and George apart! And, as Little Glennie crossed his legs to hide his tiny little chubby, he was thinking that there’s only one person great enough to help Princess Sarah on her glorious quest: